Sythe corrupt a wish

I know there is something like this on the official rs forums but itd be fun to do here aswell how the game goes:
Person one:
I wish i got a free corvette
Person two:granted! But its taken away by the police 3 days later because it was stolen. Then on.
Shall i begin?
I wish morgan freeman read me bedtime stories

 

and then he bends you over and whispers in his voice "bite the pillow, im going in dry" and fucks you

Do I make a wish here?

I wish I could smoke a doob with asap

am i doing it right

 

suck ma cack

 

You are doing it right
Continue teh corrupting

 

I wish I was a cat irl

 

Granted! But having no owner animal control takes you to the pound
I wish i had a 6-pack

 

I will grant Chloe's wish as well... but she is a cat in China.

Zealot, your wish is granted... but due to the steroid abuse your balls are the size of peanut M and M's

 

Make a wish alex

 

I forgot... I wish... I WAS BLUE!

 

Wish granted, but people start a new cult against you.. Bigger!

I wish I had a tail in real life.

 

What the fuck did I just read?

 

I wish I had a tail in real life.

But you were so used to not having one you couldn't walk because it throws off your balance.

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I wish I had Sythe admin

 

But the next day someone makes fake chatlogs about you because they're jealous of your promotion and you're banned forever.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

 

i wish i was stronger and happier

 

(Cloecat)Granted! But it turns on you and you end up hospitalized
I wish i was immortal

 

gay......

 

and being with my girl, sucks without 3 weeks...
but imma suprise her
ill wish that!

 

@Feelgewd Granted! But to obtain your strength you had to go through a radioactive pool, and at night time you glow green.

@Zealot, The whole planet explodes the next day and you're left drifting in space for the rest of forever.

 

Granted: you suprise your girlfriend
But she gets a heart attack.
Again,i wish i even had a girlfriend

 

lol chloe im seriously gona make a pic like this, with youknowwhoimean



i want that body lol, atleast my arms are stronger
you know what sucks, getting rid of that very little fat for the abs. it's so difficult