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Official newfag test
  1. Unread #1 - Jan 22, 2013 at 10:16 PM
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    Many people claim to be oldfags and many people believe they are automatically oldfags by being a member for a few years or having a high post count. However, true oldfags will past the five tests below. Being an oldfag is not just a status, it's a way of life-.-

    Test #1
    Used report a spammer button to actually report a spammer?
    NEWFAG

    Test #2
    Ever made a thread in spam forum without it receiving a reply?
    NEWFAG

    Test #3
    Got moderator within 1 year of being a member?
    NEWFAG

    Test #4
    Less than 2 pages of infractions and not banned at least once?
    NEWFAG

    Test #5
    Calling yourself an oldfag, ever
    NEWFAG
     
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  3. Unread #2 - Jan 22, 2013 at 10:19 PM
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    I'm...
     
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  5. Unread #3 - Jan 22, 2013 at 10:20 PM
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    The peripheral nervous system is composed of the somatic nervous system which is voluntary and the autonomic nervous system which is involuntary. The somatic nervous system arouses the body to mobilize for action. E.g. Fight or flight. The autonomic system is further subdivided into the sympathetic and parasympathetic systems...
     
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  7. Unread #4 - Jan 22, 2013 at 10:20 PM
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    I passed all but #1 and #3.
     
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  9. Unread #5 - Jan 22, 2013 at 10:21 PM
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    aka you failed and you're a newfag, idiot
     
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  11. Unread #6 - Jan 22, 2013 at 10:22 PM
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    Afferent nerves are sensory nerves which carry information to the brain/spinal cord.
     
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  13. Unread #7 - Jan 22, 2013 at 10:22 PM
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    i strangely passed this test.. i have 2 pages of infractions rofl
     
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  15. Unread #8 - Jan 22, 2013 at 10:23 PM
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    so are you a newfag or an oldfag, graves
     
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  17. Unread #9 - Jan 22, 2013 at 10:25 PM
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    Acetylcholine-affects learning, muscles, and memory. A deficits can result in alzheimers.
     
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  19. Unread #10 - Jan 22, 2013 at 10:26 PM
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    whatever u want me to be baby-.-
     
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  21. Unread #11 - Jan 22, 2013 at 10:26 PM
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    half*

    idiot
     
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  23. Unread #12 - Jan 22, 2013 at 10:26 PM
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    Lol rule 3 is just because you're upset that you got passed up for mod, don't lie.
     
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  25. Unread #13 - Jan 22, 2013 at 10:27 PM
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    yeah just like you're half a fag m8, and how half your friends hate you, and half of your parents are ashamed for ever birthing you
     
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  27. Unread #14 - Jan 22, 2013 at 10:28 PM
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    Endorphins are naturale opiates that shield the body from pain and can increase happiness.
     
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  29. Unread #15 - Jan 22, 2013 at 10:29 PM
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    Test #1
    Used report a spammer button to actually report a spammer?

    check.

    Test #2
    Ever made a thread in spam forum without it receiving a reply?

    check.

    Test #3
    Got moderator within 1 year of being a member?

    check.

    Test #4
    Less than 2 pages of infractions and not banned at least once?

    pass.

    Test #5
    Calling yourself an oldfag, ever

    pass.


    I think that, considering I passed the two most important ones, I can be considered a regular fag? Sort of like a state of SF like limbo that no one really cares about.
     
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  31. Unread #16 - Jan 22, 2013 at 10:29 PM
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    Hey Grave were you born on the motorway?

    Because that's where most accidents happen rofl
     
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  33. Unread #17 - Jan 22, 2013 at 10:29 PM
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    Guess im not a newfag.
     
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  35. Unread #18 - Jan 22, 2013 at 10:31 PM
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    Anyglala- documentation of objects, food, mate selection, social rivals, and emotional awareness.
     
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  37. Unread #19 - Jan 22, 2013 at 10:33 PM
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    Guess I'm an Oldfag, even thought Im not lol. But passed all those thingsss. Banned 2x for infractions zzzz
     
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  39. Unread #20 - Jan 22, 2013 at 10:34 PM
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    Oh no I failed #4 also.
     
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