Get on my level

[I Peter I]

enjoy your syphilis

 

[Syed]

i had sex last night too xD

with my beautiful girlfriend handjelina jolie

 

pics or it didn't happen.


Also:

Gz on losing your virginity - Morten

 

[Bedwetter]

Had a couple of beers last night and found my spare dorm key so yeah, I know what a good night feels like.

 

[Jeff]

i had sex last night too xD

with my beautiful girlfriend handjelina jolie

Syed <3

 

[mage3158]

Yah, having sex with random easy women at bars.

 

[Jiwi]

n4n0 srsly was she like a 2/10

 

[Frenzy]

Dogf n4n0!

 

[n4n0]

Question is, did you finish or did whiskey dick get the best of ya?

Nah, I finished... After like 2 hours..

Last night I went to a flat party... got horrendously blind drunk, pulled a waist height wooden man out of a paddling pool screaming for someone to help, gave him mouth to mouth resuscitation, fell off the armchair in the lounge twice, kicked the most babe'ing girl at the party in the head when I fell off the chair the first time, put a hole in the bathroom wall, made a fool of myself, lost my phone, found my phone, and then got the best looking girl's number before I left.


She text me this morning. Keen to meet up. Hell yeah.

+1 to you, sir.

n4n0 srsly was she like a 2/10

Definitely wasn't a 10, but she wasn't bad. Little thick but overall I'd say 7/10. Gave the best head I've ever had and was a good fuck so she earned a few brownie points from that.

Dogf n4n0!

Get out of here with that shit!

 

[Annex]

So last night I hit up the bar, had a few drinks and started chatting with this chick that got there not long after I did. One thing lead to another and next thing I know, I have her bent over in the bathroom in the bar. About 15 minutes in, we got caught... Whoops.

Left the bar, went to my hotel and finished the deed. Ohyeah.jpg

Get on my level bro

 

[n4n0]

Get on my level bro

Seems legit.

 

[Annex]

Seems legit.

I'll admit it was last statement, but still are you for real?