Help me reconnect to Internet please... Will pay 5M

Disconnected from Internet like a retard. Can't figure out how to reconnect. Microsoft people can't fucking speak English. Help. Skype me dogtoy12. Wireless works fine, on iPad, will Skype that way. Voice is preferable but not neccisary.
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If windows 7 and on wireless-
Left click on the little thing in the bottom right of your screen with 5 bars, and a big red X over it. Find your internet and double click I believe to connect.

For wired connection just disconnect the cable going into your computer and plug it back in.

 

If you've just caught the wireless button, click it again. That usually solves some problems when people have disconnected the wireless antenna on the laptop and they don't know how to turn it back on.

 

As silly as this may sound, make sure on your internet box that everything is plugged in. Then check the wireless connection and disconnect and connect back.