oops.... i did it again....

[Delta Squad]

don't you hate it when you're outside and you gotta piss, so you run inside, and isntead of pulling your shorts down, you just lift the leg of it and piss. but your leg hair is stuck to your dick hole, so you piss all over the toilet paper, and the floor, and have to throw away a whole roll of toilet paper so no one finds out?


itsbeenaroughday.png

 

[BeeVer]

a moment of silence pls

 

[x339]

you sound splenderful

I hope to get inside ur friendship

 

nope, that's never happened to me

 

I've never had to lift my trousers in order to piss out from under it...

 

[x339]

 

[Delta Squad]

feelsbad.jpeg

 

[MohtasaUnique]

fullhouseisn'tfunny.tiff

 

[Rockerr]

I have to sit down to pee. Am i normal?

 

[Delta Squad]

I have to sit down to pee. Am i normal?

yes 5char

 

[The Only Carney]

yes 5char

4cha   

 

[Rockerr]

4cha   

 

[x339]

fullhouseisn'tfunny.tiff

 

[Delta Squad]

ikr..

 

[iFreshMez]

I played with your heart, got lost in the game

oh baby baby

 

[MMA]

Ever get your dick stuck inside out while working out or is that just me?

 

she was sexy back in the day. 4th grade when that dropped/

 

[Delta Squad]

Ever get your dick stuck inside out while working out or is that just me?

my testicle does that.

 

[MMA]

I often lose track of one of my testicles. Randomly vanishes.

 

[Delta Squad]

yep....