What. The Fuck

[rsbot135]

So I just went into the bathroom, and as I walked back into my room I see a big, skinny black spider fucking crawling on my floor. So, naturally, I grab a big poster paper, and a subwoofer, and drop that shit on the spider. After leaving it there for a few minutes, I was like, okay probably safe to pick that up and dispose of it. So I lift off the subwoofer, and as I'm picking up the piece of poster paper, the fucking thing starts crawling out from under it, un fucking phased. I put the shit on top of him again, and now I don't want to take it off. but wtf.

 

[0belisk]

Thats spiders for ya.

I always make sure i finish the job, i tend to rather:

1.) Spray them with something

2.) Shoot them with my Airsoft Sniper Rifle

Always gets the job done, if you just hit it with a large object, theres a good chance you missed and it survived and crawled into a little space.

 

[Childish Gambino]

I usually wack the shit out of it over and over.. hate spiders ever since I got bit and got my leg cut open.. fun.

 

[Loyal 2 da game]

he fucking thing starts crawling out from under it, un fucking phased.

holy fuck i think i died laughing hahaha. spiders are some scary ass lil monsters

 

[They be trippin]

Spam forum you go.

 

You should have sat on the subwoofer
Gets things done

 

[3Socks]

Put paper over it and tap dance on the paper.
That's what it looks like when I go on a Spider Killing Spree.