Prove me wrong.

Dark Pker 13 was banned for ban evasion.

Understandable.

My previous account was banned for purchasing a guide which was technically not allowed to be sold, but how should I have known. The guy who sold it to me wasn't banned.
Excuse my French, but your system is fucked up. You can look at all the 900 posts I have on both accounts and some 30 legit vouches added up. Fucking analyze that shit. You should be able to accurately determine who's scammer and who's not. I was simply trying to do honest business. I haven't scammed anyone. So, whoever the fuck banned me either time, why do you do such a shitty job at what you're supposed to be doing. Ban-whore! Trying to get your prestige up and what not. It's quality over quantity.
But hey let me give you another reason why you, who are reading this, are fucked up. Simply because your not going to un-ban me for any number of reasons:
You just don't feel like looking through my posts.
You're offended that I am calling you an unqualified fuck at what you're supposed to be doing.
You're just a troll.
You believe that I should speak to you with respect if I want an un-ban, but respect is earned, and with the thoughts that are going through your head right now, you do not deserve it. Neither do you deserve those titles. Global mod etc. You should replace it with "I don't give a fuck about you people on sythe who have lower statuses than me anymore because I have power than you."
Am I mad bor? No.

Cheesecakes,

Shove that message icon up your ass.

 

Either way, you evaded your ban, denied.

Lose the attitude and try a high pardon.