Funny facts

X:X · Jul 30, 2012

Got this from a forum, but forgot where, probably zybez. Just found on it my old computer, wanted to share it with you guys.

Part 1:

You know you play runescape too much when:
Your late for a doctors appointment so you tele there.
You go through a shit load of chairs every year.
Your chair has an ass embedded onto it.
You kill your dog for slayer experience.
Your mate gets into a street fight and he asks for help and you reply with the following:
Too low lvl wildy, or Its a single zone nerd.
Your phone ringtone is the runescape loading music.
You have a tattoo on your arm of an abyssal whip.
You have a skull above your head.
On christmas day, you kill everyone at your party for their party hats irl.
You refuse to go to church irl because you either have full prayer or your already lvl 99.
Your agility is lvl 1 irl.
You think if you kill a guy irl he will respawn in lumbridge.
You dress up as a wizard irl and try to cast saradomin strike.
When you believe you have no parents, and that you were magically created in a place called tuturial island at lvl 3.
You go to the jungle irl and say, " Hey everybody look, its karamja! "
You have attempted to tele to fally numerous times and failed.
You have a kq head in your house irl.
You call people noobs irl.
You dont laugh irl, You just repeatedly say Lol or .
You play runescape everywhere you go and everychance you get, Taking your laptop into the toilet and shower, Or even taking it to a funeral or church.
You missed your best friends funeral irl because you were pking.
Instead of saying " The dog ate my homework " You say " My hellhound ate my homework ".
You started playing runescape while in the womb.
You dream about runescape.
You can actually play runescape while not on a computer at all.
You carry a bow around irl.
You do a report on iron for school and you actually write " Wearing a ring of forging gives you a 100% success rate for 150 ore ".
The 3 greatest moments in your life are, Getting combat levels, Completing dragon slayer and getting your first rune set.
You dont believe in god, you believe in Saradomin.
Your front lawn has sweetcorn growing in it.
When you step in the sun you peel like an orange.
Your diet irl consists of shark, super sets and prayer potions.
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Part 2:

These following things I've learned to go by DAILY. They will increase your gaming experience as well as helping you becomes the BEST player EVER!!!

+ Ask IMPOSSIBLE questions. (example; how many steps is it from falador center to falador east bank). That way when they say 'I dont know' call them a moron. Makes you feel smarter thus enhancing your gaming time.
+ Follow level 120+'s around and yell phr33 st0ff, one gave me a blue phat
+ If someone has a skill cape and you dont simply respond, I dont want that cape cuz everyone has it and its an easy skill to lvl
+ Scam items, sell black lobsters,chickens and beef. They're uber rare.
+ When in the wildy ALWAY pray 1v1. Also if you see someone around half health and they eat yell 'safer', this is effective because theres rules in the wildy. Everyone must follow them.
+ (continued When in the wildy ALWAY eat at half+5 hp. This is to ensure you dont lose that trusty rune legs cuz everything else isnt tradeable.
+ When in castlewars fighting someone lower lvl than you, consistently call them a noob for trying to have fun in a minigame. This is just dandy as it hurts their feelings and they run and hide, makes us 100+ feel great inside.
+ Call ANY ancients at castlewars or pits a noob. Why? Simply cuz we dont wanna waste money on the runes.
+ Anyone with a firecape is AUTOMATICALLY a noob. Why? cuz theyre dumb nuff to spend 3m on a cape for +4 str, and cuz we dont have one.
+ When selling something look what everyone else is selling for and sell cheaper. That way all prices in runescape will fall and all the lvl 70s can buy whips
+ While looking for that great pc world tell your friend. That way word can spread and you and all your lvl 60 friends can pc together at 500minutes a game! WOOT!
+ If a mod on forums locks your post for a stupid reason, remake the thread but at the top of the thread place this:
Dear Mod:
Noob
(this gets you lotsa credits ingame you might even get to be a mod)
+ EVERYTIME you see a mod ask them how do you become a mod. Why? Cuz clicking manual is too much effort.
+ While in wilderness only take 1 item.. this is effective as you get no kills, but lose nothing. Win-win for everyone.
+ If someone has a higher stat than you, they're INSTANTLY a nerd. Period.
+ When you come home from school, jump on the computer. This way you'll get a 99 stat in 2 months and repeat the same grade, wonderful.
+ If a lower lvl than yourself asks you for help on a quest, simply lie saying you haven't done the quest. Whatever quest it may be.
+ If someone asks you if they can borrow a hammer or another easily replaceable item, call them noob beggars and report. (Reason; who cares just pick one)
+ If you happen to see zezima or another top-5 player.. ask them for an autograph, theyre VERY willing to do this, heck.. nova even gave me a x-mas cracker.
+ If someone has a Green Mask, report them. Theyre AUTOMATICALLY drop-traders. Even lvl 126s
+ In castlewars steadily say 'Time Untill Next Round: 1-2-3-4-5'. Why? .. Actually.. no dam idea..
+ Walk up to a female 100+ character (they generally more nice) and ask them for help. When they say what do you need, ask them to take you to someplace far away. If they DO actually help you when you get there say l0l and logout.
+ Make a Pure!!!
+ Try to PK abyssal runecrafters. They're defenceless and free glory amulet. I mean hey, 60k is 60k.. right?
+ In multi-combat never, NEVER attack a monster, let someone else do it then you attack it. Example kets.
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Enjoy.

TingBingBong · Jul 30, 2012

Haha some of these are great, i do like deliveratly making jokes about RS related things IRL, like in the new there was that guy who died from wanking like 40 times in a day or something and my mate was on skype to me telling me how he must of died from just like overloading so much, and i said clearly not his not 96 herblore yet. xD

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