The biggest mistake you've done in public?

Mine must be when I take false steps and stumble. Feels so embarrasing, even though I try to pretend nothing happen. I know, it's not a big deal, and everybody been through it. But it's the biggest mistake I've done in public, lucky me.

Keep filling in the thread with your stories.

 

ummm... i was riding a $400+ scooter and tried too jump and wall ride a slanted thingy in the mall in front of like 60 random people who were just in a crowd behind us and i busted my ass so fucking hard, scooter went about 20 feet in the air, almost impaled me and i bruised the shit outa my tail bone, and der was hawttt ass bitchess in the crowd yooo >=[

 

I was on a skateboard, and a group of guys came by. I heard them laughing and they said "Look at that loser on a a skateboard" and I turned and looked at them. Right when I turned I just so happened to run into a fence.. They all laughed at me some more..

The end.

ps I was actually doing really good yet they called me a loser anyway.


pss They were all like 6 years older then me.


psss I dont skate anymore

 

My parking every time someone is watching.

 

I was cycling home from school when I saw two of my mates walking along the road, so I sped up and as I went past I tried to kick one of them in the arse. As I swung my leg out, the bike swerved, my foot hit the ground and got caught under the pedal and I was catapulted off of the bike into a load of bushes. This was on a main road, there are at least 7 schools along it. So embarrassing. >_<

 

I'm driving with my private license and I must admit, I suck at parking...always crooked somehow.

 

your scooter went 20 feet in the air?
I do not believe you one bit.

 

Yeah that shounds almost impossible lol, but yeah

 

Haha, I can imagine. A funny scence played in my head when I was reading your story.

 

Masturbate in a church pew.

 

Sir, I hope you're not serious.:huh:

 

During high school graduation I was walking up to the podium when my name was called and I almost tripped. Luckily I got control of myself and didn't let that happen. No idea how I came close to tripping, but lets just say I was acting like a goof that day. And it wouldn't have been nice to trip in front of hundreds of people! But yeah..thats the closest mistake I've been close to doing in public.

 

I don't think I have made a mistake in public that was too embarrasing. But a friend dacked me in the middle of the school yard one day as I was climbing a ladder underwear and all came down lol.

 

My pant's nearly almost fall too my ankles, countless amount of times in public,
Saggin' comes with it's consequences, I should probably listen to people when they tell me to pull my pants up, but I just say OFWGKTAIDGAF, and proceed on with my day.

 

One big one happened to me today. I was walking to my school in the morning, and right when I got to the front of the building I ate shit on a patch of black ice in front of a bunch of people. Got my pants all dirty too. Pretty embarrassing.

 

skated down to the shops with a mate when i was a 15 ish. I had a hand full of food and a drink staking back home and hit a crack in the pavement and went SMACK right on my face and dropped all my shit, just as a car full of people drove past and they laughed like crazy.

i don't get embarrassed easily but that was the most embarrassing moment, and the funniest.

 

Do you live in Chicago?

 

One day I was cycling to the local bank for something, on the way i picked up some food so I was cycling with one hand
So just before i stop by the bank I trip up on something and my food went flying and there was several adults watching me, so I got on ma bike and went home rofl.

 

Lol man this one time I was with my friend. We just stupidly decide to show off our butterfly knives and see what we were carrying at the time. I had recently got a new one that I was happy about. Ironically without noticing, I whip out my butterfly at the same moment I am walking right by a police station....I was pretty luck nothing happened otherwise shit I'd be suspicious or in trouble. I was 13 though so was not an adult at the time.

Also when I was skateboarding this one time I wanted to impress some chick that I really liked. Having been able to grind this rail many times before I felt confident and knew I could nail it. So when I went to go and grind, I grabbed some speed, ollied up toward the rail to a boardslide and instead I went a little further to the left as my ollie went much higher than I wanted. So I missed it and went into the damn bushes. I did hit my knee on the pavement though right by the bushes which hurt like hell. That was so embarrassing without a doubt.

Oh haha also this one time I was at my friends place. It was his party so there were alot of peeps there I just first met. I introduced myself as a skater and we did skate quit a bit around his place. There was this time we were around a ditch (it had like a small stream flowing down) and my friend expectantly brags toward his friends of how I am a good runner and jumper. We then decided to have some sort of contest on whether or not we could jump this ditch (without a skateboard). First off two of his friends ran over the ditch and didn't jumped to the end. So it was my turn. I took my sweater off and went a big distance to prepare speed. I ran my ass off, jumped the ditch and made it a little far at the end on my feet. Right when I landed, I slipped on some gap, tumbled a little back and fell into the stream of water. Everyone ran up to me to see if I was ok but I was fucking pissed lol.

I blamed my van's slip-ons (yep running in slip-ons is a BAD idea )

 

Something similar happend to me too. I was buying two melons, and somehow they slipped out of my hand when I was watching a boy...and boom. :embar: