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    Whats Your Best Pick Up Line When A Fine Girl Walks By ;)
     
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    cheesy ones don't work as well as sincere spontaneous ones.

    one that you can always use is: "hey [random girl name]! how have you been?" once she realizes she doesn't know you, make up a story about knowing someone who looks familiar and take it from there.
     
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    "Hi" / "Hey"

    About all I got, and all I need. Using pick up lines usually makes you seem like a douche. Just say hi and have a nice conversation, and if you connect well go from there.
     
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    This one often works.
    If they don't find you attractive they will usually cut the conversation short and then you know they aren't worth your time.
     
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    Hey girl, is this subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

    This one gets me tons of pussy ^^
     
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    i think picup lines are kind a dumb. they are stupid and i dont like to use them usually i just say llike damn u look good today or nice hair, or like nice shoes. and then we hit it off from there but yeah i think pickup lines are overrated and u should just be old shcool
     
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    I only use pickup lines in a joking manner, never seriously. One I've been using recently is "If a fat man grabs you and puts you in a bag tonight - Don't worry, I told Santa I want you for Christmas"..
     
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    -> Hey do you have the time pls?
    (accidently drop something) [you and girl reach down to get it]
    -> Bang Heads
    -> oh sorry
    -> Talk about random stuff
    -> Collect number ;]

    -> ty
     
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    One that no girl ever understands; 'Are you Gillette? because you're the best a man can get.'
     
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    ^lol

    "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together"

    "I picked this flower today and I thought it would be the most beautiful thing I'd see all day 'til I saw you"
     
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    Say in a serious tone

    "Have you heard what people have been saying behind your back?"

    "Nice ass."
     
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    You know what I do?

    Run up to a girl playing the song "sexy and I know it" on max volume on my ipod until they realize how sexy I am.

    Then she asks me out.
     
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    These are all women pick up lines, what about guy pick up lines?

    "Hey, are you a garbage man?..... Cause all I see is JUNK!"
     
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    "I'm not saying this to impress you, but I'm Batman"

    = instapussy.
     
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    tu sais tu as un gros cul à droite?

    ^ french = wetness
     
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    I usually just remind my girlfriend that I have high woodcutting.
     
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    I just lol'd :laugh:

    And you just reminded me of a hilarious video. If any of you guys haven't seen this before, check it out.. This is Bonesaw Bamf the famous PKer trying to pick up girls in Vegas by using cheesy Runescape pickup lines.

    If you haven't seen this before, seriously, fucking watch this! :laugh: :

     
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    Does anyone actually use pick up lines?
     
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    I absolutely love this!!!!! Im going to try it on some girls at walmart
     
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