when I was three I took a chocolate freddo frog off the shelf, unwrapped it IN THE STORE and ate it without my mum finding out.
^no lie
^no lie
Like 1-6months but most likely a fine. Most of the major stuff I did like stealing, breaking and entering, burning someones shed down, holding my 70-80year old neigbour hostage in his own house (yes that happened) even wanking in public all happened when I was under 16.
I was caught for the hostage thing and 1 breaking and entering. Though we didnt tie him up we just barracaded his bedroom door.
i've been arrested once for public nudity
so now if i go to a swimming pool i must wear clothes or else i will be sent to juvy for up to 5 years

