BREAKING NEWS FROM CHINA!!
as many of you know china has been on the verge of a complete financial break down for quite some time now, well today Tuesday Oct 25th could be that breaking point. due to the recent update on the massively popular mmorpg runescape thousands of Chinese "gold farmers" are soon to be out of work. riots have broke out all threw out china, some say the cause is the thousands of dollars worth of computers/software these gold farmers have wasted in order for there business to thrive. while others simply pass the blame onto Korea, the worlds second largest "gold farming" country for finally pushing Jagex over the edge, leading them to push this major update they call "ClusterFlutterer" we went to the streets to get real statements from those affected most by this recent "ClusterFlutterer" update. they had this to say:
" we are outraged that Korea couldn't just let us have something for once, first they steal math from us now our way of life?? the Koreans never gave 2 shits about runescape until we proved a profit could be made and we are shocked the Korean government would continue slapping us in the face. well look what happened! they destroyed our family! our country! we have spent thousands of dollars getting our businesses set up, for them to only take this all away from us because they have to be like there neighbours china! we will not stand for this!"
even the Chinese president Hu Jintao had this to say:
as Chinas #1 as they say "gold farmer" i am appealed and outraged that jagex would do something this extreme! dont they know how many Chinese people depend on there game to put food in there family's mouths? i personally dont farm for profits, just to stay the richest in china, and currently have a hidden fortune in runescape gold, but since the recent update and recent emails jagex has been sending out to there suspected botters i feel my fortune is not safe, 500 billion rsgp would be wasted if they caught wind of my mule account, and only pray they dont make things worse for me and find it and if they do not stop what they're doing we may just have to get nuclear"
and there you have it folks, it has been a sad day for everyone here in china, and we hope that the Chinese citizens can find another way to bring there country out of this possible financial downfall. we leave you now with footage from the Chinese riots happening all over the city, and the knowledge that you can make a difference, following the recent runescape update there has been thousands of Chinese charity's started all over the country that you can donate as little as 1.00 a day, but might just save the life of a little Chinese bot. please donate, over .10 of your 1.00 donation will go to helping some Chinese botter family in need. the other .90 of the 1.00 donation goes to funding our latest Chinese nuclear weapon we are calling this one the fag nuke. which we will prepare to launch at fagex if our demands are not met. thank-you all for reading. this is pulse0 reporting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ix9cIwdM7c
my favorite part of the video is a few seconds in the little chinese guy cant break the car window with the baton, so he throws a fire extinguisher threw it aha made me laugh
