The Bitch Next Door

I live in a one room apartment, and there was a girl who lived next door. She owned a dog that would bark like a bitch (no pun intended) whenever its owner was out, and that was most of the time.

So one time, I went up to the girl and told her that her dog was too noisy. But the bitch was all like "no, my dog is very quiet."
I should've smacked her in the face or at least try to have a logical argument with her, but you know the type. They just wont admit that they're wrong and will come up with all sorts of bullshit logic to justify their actions.

So one night, she was out and the bitch kept barking. In the middle of the night. I got pretty pissed so I started barking, really loud, too (you don't know what I might start doing when I'm tired but can't get sleep.) I eventually barked myself to sleep.

The next morning, the lady on the floor above came knocking at my door and complained about my dog being too loud. I told her that I didn't own one, but that the girl next door did. That gave me an idea.

So whenever the girl next door was out, I barked real loud; like a hundred times louder than the dog next door was. Sure enough, people from all over the building came knocking on my door to complain about my dog being too noisy. I told them all the same thing; that it was the bitch next door.

Sure enough, the landlord came knocking on her door and told her that she would have to do something about the dog.

She moved out

 

Right on you, I hate people that have no control/discipline over their pets.

 

#winning

 

Haven't heard a good story like that in a while.

 

now this is what a call epic win

 

This made me smile. That bitch and her owner got owned. Good job and how did you get your barks to sound so much like a dog?

 

slap that bitch

 

winning like charlie sheen.

 

Sweet.

 

I have no idea, just guess that I'm good at sounding like dogs.

Thanks for the comments guys haha

I lost my voice though.

 

BITCH GOT OWNED.
#win

 

Haha would be great to hear that from the actual Charlie Sheen

 

/WinRar Now that's what I call a cool story bro...

 

Wow rofl.... thanks for the good laugh .