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Sillymonkey

Sillymonkey

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Why have I not seen you before today?

You been hiding from Scandinavian soldiers?

Can someone educate me on the habits/mental attitude of the ChrisColpitts phenom?
 
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$414,600...If I remember correctly, the higher tax bracket gets much better tax rates in the US than Australia.

Chris, I can haz 10% please? I put down payment to buy small but not too shitty apartment in North Parramatta and I invite you over to have crackers and cheese for house warming party.
 
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Sillymonkey said:
$414,600...If I remember correctly, the higher tax bracket gets much better tax rates in the US than Australia.

Chris, I can haz 10% please? I put down payment to buy small but not too shitty apartment in North Parramatta and I invite you over to have crackers and cheese for house warming party.
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I assume sex is implied?
 
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Sillymonkey said:
Yes, and I will speak your choice of languages during intercourse/climax:

English, Mandarin, Indonesian or Hakka
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Well I do plan on taking Mandarin in University.. So that would be lovely thank you. I assumed as well that you will dress up however i wish?
 
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Sillymonkey said:
As long as I at least either

(A) Have the outfit in mind
or
(B) Will receive the outfit from you at no expense to me
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Sigh, of course the outfit will be at my expense. Jesus what kind of person do you think I am?
 
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Sillymonkey said:
Sorry I am just looking after my interests. I have been missing a lot of work lately due to medical issues, and as a casual I don't get sick pay.
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I had the herps once, it's a bitch I know. And alright, i'm glad we have that settled!
 
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ChrisColpitts said:
I had the herps once, it's a bitch I know. And alright, i'm glad we have that settled!
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Wait you have Herpes? That shit is for life, Chris! Trying to give it to me?!

Now you are extremely limited on fun time, but I still expect enough to get me a down payment on a small, not that shitty apartment in North Parramatta.
 
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Sillymonkey said:
Wait you have Herpes? That shit is for life, Chris! Trying to give it to me?!

Now you are extremely limited on fun time, but I still expect enough to get me a down payment on a small, not that shitty apartment in North Parramatta.
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SHIT! They're permanent ?! wow. That doctor has some serious explaining to do, I swear he gave me a bill of good health!

But fair enough, limited fun is still fun regardless
 
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ChrisColpitts said:
SHIT! They're permanent ?! wow. That doctor has some serious explaining to do, I swear he gave me a bill of good health!

But fair enough, limited fun is still fun regardless
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K maybe we should take this to PM to set this up, I'll have to go into hospital soon for a surgery but after that I'm good to go. Recovery should be quick.

My husband won't give a shit after he hears we will be able to put a down payment on an apartment from this, so no obstacles there.
 
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Sillymonkey said:
K maybe we should take this to PM to set this up, I'll have to go into hospital soon for a surgery but after that I'm good to go. Recovery should be quick.

My husband won't give a shit after he hears we will be able to put a down payment on an apartment from this, so no obstacles there.
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Perfect, i'm glad we could establish this. I'll PM you so we can buffer out the minor details.
 
wasted a minute of my life reading reading this crap
 
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