I won the game

[Coinshare]

I hate baseball

 

[Sillymonkey]

Okay then, lol. It's just a game, I got about 5Bil, pixelated money won't make you that happy, but w/e.

If I had 5B I would buy a strap-on so I could simulate me jizzing.

It's not about it making me "happy", it's about not having to think about that aspect of the game. Having the money already makes literally everything easier.