Should I take a trip to London?

I'm thinking about going to London för 2-3 days since it's pretty cheap, about 40 GBP / 66 USD.
But where should I stay? Are there any cheap good hostels in some good location?
And what should I do in London?

 

Euston is a decent place to stay in London.

 

Go to Cambridge and work for Jagex

 

I like to party but I don't really like loud clubs. I'd much rather get a private party invite from someone here at sythe.org. ^_^ Or are there any club/bar etc. with chicks and acceptable music volume so you can actually talk to people?
I hate tourism stuff. When I go abroad I like to do normal stuff, not looking at some old building. I wanna drink beer, eat KFC and have sex!

Please be a little more specific

 

You can get a room in a Travelodge fairly cheaply and there are many around London. I stayed in one at Kings Cross a few weeks ago and it worked out at around 25 pounds for the night. During the day there is a lot to do. The British Museum, Natural History Museum and the Imperial War Museum are probably the best three museums in the city. If you want a good night out I have heard Shoreditch is a nice area with a lot of pubs and clubs to suit most tastes.

 

Shit I would go. I haven't been anywhere really except the DRC and stuff around that area. Will you show picturessS?