Loa Loa - SONUVVABITCH

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Loa Loa - SONUVVABITCH
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    Loa Loa - SONUVVABITCH

    Let’s not be pretentious here; these are just a bunch of unbelievably disturbing animals. Why? Because when it comes right down to the line, there are only two things that nature is really, really good at: Majestic landscapes, and unrelenting horror. In my experience, the internet could give a shit less about majestic landscapes, so...


    Loa Loa Worm


    I am not starting this entry off with a picture. I am starting this entry with a disclaimer:

    The following images and descriptions are to be considered NSFE, or Not Safe For Everything. Do you remember the first time you realized that the internet was a horrible place? Was it Goatse? 2 girls, 1 cup? Regardless of the particulars, at some point most of us have had a moment where we’ve understood that some things you cannot unsee, and that our lives will always be a little bit worse for witnessing them. This is one of those times.

    This is the Loa Loa, also called the African Eyeworm.

    Seriously, it’s not too late.

    You can go! You can escape this!

    Fine, here:

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    Are you happy now?

    It lives in the rainforests of central Africa, and is frequently contracted through fly-bites. Humans are the only known natural incubators for the disease the worm causes, Loiasis, whose symptoms mostly consist of Red Spots, Itching, Soreness, Swelling, and Fantastic Ultra-Suicide when you first see a 2 ½ inch long worm swim through your fucking eyeball for an hour. If you think I’m exaggerating about the Ultra-Suicide, keep in mind that this is how they remove it:

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    I think I speak for every rational being on this planet when I say, with no reservations and complete authority: FUCK THAT. JUST…FUCKING FUCK THAT NOISE.

    I just fired my eyeballs. They no longer work for me.

    I hate this job.

    I need a hug.






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