Buying 'Junk' account [Skrill]

BEFORE YOU CONTINUE, PAYING VIA SKRILL (Reason? Paypal FUCKED me out of $50 thanks to a little shit from PlayerAuctions).

Looking for an account, anything really. Past Members or not (preferably not).

Any level.
Cash, Doesn't matter.
Basic stuff. Post or PM me.

Don't want to pay more than $25 CAD. Will agree to using a middleman.