Whats the dumbest thing youve ever done?

i hijacked a convertible corvette and began to drive to a drop off location that I heard about from this thug I put the beat down on. Anyways the Cuban smugglers (high class, dangerous dudes) figured out that I was after their shipment so they kidnapped my girlfriend and put her in an old junkyard, in a car that had a bomb with a timer on it. They correlated the time to distract me long enough to get their shipment at the drop off and be out before I could get there. Anyways, I drive my corvette through the heavely armored junkyard gate totaling the vehicle. A couple of guards with their guard dogs came to fight me. I did a windmill kick and took out the 2 guards, I then ran up a wall of vehicles, did a backflip and grabbed onto a chain hanging from a crane. I then swung myself to a high pile of car shells that i kicked several times to knock one off the stack crushing the dogs below. I then ran to my girlfriend who had only 10 seconds left on her bomb timer. Luckily with my past experience in the CIA * flashback*(fast motion) Me in an enclosed room disarming a bomb in record time getting an applause from the other agents* I was able to disarm the bomb with only 1 second left saving my girlfriends life. I called in a favor to Ronnie Doyle, the guy owes me for saving his life in a Russian weapon exchange in chicago gone bad. He's an ex-marine who was a helicopter pilot. He makes his own mini helicopter from scratch. Anyways I radio him in to pick me up ( he was on standby on a roof in a close location). He comes quickly landing his mini-chopper in an empty area of the junkyard. I kiss my girlfriend compassionately then I tell her to go to her mothers house and that if I dont come home, there's $20,000 in a small suitcase in the bathroom vent of my apartment. I get in Ronnies make-shift helicopter and we take flight. Ronnie as expert as he is gets me to the location as soon as the deal is done. When Juan Pablo AKA Snow Man, the lead man in collections for the Cuban drug smuggling ring was entering his black Van to leave the abandoned Ship port he happened to catch a glimpse of us in the chopper and he quickly entered the vehicle and issued his driver to make a getaway. Ronnie reached into a compartment in his chopper and pulled out a M16 which he handed to me and winked with a smile. I quickly got the gist of it and tried to aim as the chopper jerked to follow the speeding Van. I used my expert sniping skills that I gained in the CIA to aim at the Moving van and began letting loose on the trigger. Most of the ammunition was wasted on the pavement below. I grabbed a rope i found on the chopper and told Ronnie to get as close to the van as possible. I tied the rope to the chopper and around my waist. I waited for Ronnie to steady the chopper for my decent. I leaped out like a pouncing lion. I felt the force of the pull of the rope as i met the end of its length and the Chopper swerved with the weight shift on it. Ronnie's flying threw me into a building. I quickly regained my composure and began to run along the wall leaping, letting the rope pull me in a circle until I met the roof of the van. I cut the rope from around my waste and gave a quick salute to Ronnie as he flew away, he in turn doing the same. I struggled to hold on as the van swerved to fling me off. I let myself slide on to the back of the van where I kicked in the back windshield. When trying to poke my head through the back window i was met with a 9mm pistol aiming wildly in my direction. I quickly climbed back on top of the van. I saw the bullets going through the roof of the van, barely missing me until the last bullet of the clip, shaved the side of my arm causing immense pain. I quickly entered the back of the window before Snow Man could reload. Laying on my back I kicked the speeding driver in the back of the head to keep Juan from reloading. The Van turned quickly and flipped over several times. When the van stopped sliding against the firey pavement. I managed to gain my visual back and saw the driver lying limp in his seat with his face bloodied up and torn to shreds with glass and scrap metal. There was no sign of snow man. I managed to crawl out of the vehicle, I stopped as my face came close to a pair of boots. When i looked up i saw Snow Man pointing his 9mm pistol at me with the upper part of his torso drenched in his own blood. He spoke his last line to me " This is what happens when you fuck with a true Cuban drug lord, bitch". In the moment of him speaking I leaped and grabbed his leg tackling him to the ground. His head hit the ground with a loud thud. He was unconscious. I limped to his hand carrying the pistol and pried it from his fingers. I put the barrel of the gun in Snow Mans mouth and blew his brains out. Luckily, we were now in an old warehouse owned by Snow Man's Boss ( King of Cuba he calls himself). I grabbed the heavily armored suitcases containing a large sum of cash in them and walked out the warehouse, suitcase in each hand, looking at the sunset and bellowing a sigh of relief. CREDITS- Director etc.-the_phoenix_halfbreed *EXTRA SCENE* King of Cuba: I have lost too much, I will freeze this phoenix if it's the last thing I do, get my militia ready! . MORE CREDITS.....

Dumbest thing I've ever done ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

Lol. This is probably from a movie.. very unlikely yet epicly epic. Fo Shiz.

 

No I made it up on the spot lol. Was really bored.

 

If only there was an infraction for grammer

 

I didn't read any of it.

xD

I think mine was the most stupidest though.

 

My grammar wasn't so much wrong as my punctuation lol. I typed it as fast as I possibly could. Like i said in the last line .

Dumbest thing I've ever done ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

The first post says in the last 2 months, some posts i've seen a referring to when their younger. I'll keep mine in the 2 month frame though.

I work at an alcohol shop, and this drunk guy came in and i ended up stapling his hand with a stapler. Like he wanted me to, he said "can i get a discount if i let you staple me?" and i said "no, but i'll staple you anyway". So yeah i put a staple through his hand.

Ofcourse this isn't the dumbest thing i've done in my life, but it is in the last 2 months. Reason its dumb is coz i probably shouldn't of done it right in front of the security camera's, could probably get in trouble for stapling a drunk guys hand lol. But yeah don't know if anyone ever checks them camera's.

 

I think they only check them if the shop gets robbed or something.

 

i don't remember doing this, but on a school trip to boston, "apparently", i rubbed a random girls foot (don't even remember).

my buddys tease me about having a foot fetish, even though i don't remember doing this.

i was sober the entire trip, so i would have remembered something like this

 

Haha I wouldn't

Ooh it looked great from what my friend told me. Unfortunately I turned my face away from the flames that were rushing up my arm.

Any idea how long it take's to get the smell of burning hair off of your body lol?..About a half a bottle of axe shower gel.

 

ROFL OMFG!@@@@@@@ THAT IS SO FUCKIN FUNNY IM ROFL IRL!@
Mine is the last day of skwl before i moved, a lot of ppl say this girl hooks, so I went up to her held up a 20 and asked how much it will get me. Her awnser: A swift kick in the balls =.=

 

rofl.

 

R0fl. That's the kind of thing you gotta cover up some how.

 

Roflcopter. The only time I ever got kicked in the balls in when I started a rumor about this girl that she was a whore. However it wasn't really a rumor, this girl was fuckin slut. She didn't think so, and the tons of people that said she was didn't convince her either. So I said "why don't you ask your mom, you must have learned from the best" and my luck the mother was right behind me... fun times

 

Well, back this summer sometime, Billy and I were smoking weed, but not thinking, 10 minutes before, I called my grandma a whore. So, basically the second I get high my dad calls my phone. My dad was in a tirade, he said "I am almost at Billy's," I had a bad paranoia attack. I was high the whole time, but I pulled if off by looking like I was crying, I still think my dad knows I was smoking.

 

My father could give 2 shits if i smoked rofl. Its my mom that would chop my ball sack off, then feed it to me for dinner

 

I had said 'something to my ex' which had got her to call the cops. The cops knew who I was and all that shit, they knew what I was capable of, so they called the local SWAT team. It was a phone convo that had gotten my ex to call the cops, I didn't know about this at the time. At approx. 11pm the door bell rung, everyone was asleep, I went downstairs, looked outside the side window, no one was there. Walked upstairs thinking I just heard something. When I got upstairs it rung again, this time I got pissed off thinking it was some kids playing dingdong ditch. That split second I thought about grabbing my air gun loaded with Co2 to scare off anyone fucking with me, but I double thought and just went to another side window to have a better view and when I looked out that window I saw a HUGE shadow by the side of my door and I banged on the window and shouted 'Who are you! Who are you!" and no answer, I shouted it again, then when the dumb SWAT member realized, shit he found me, he shouted 'OPEN UP!' and I opened the door thinking wtf who is this, and this dude pulled me with tremendous strength and as he pulled me 5-7 other armored SWAT members in full tactical gear came out of fucking no where, the darkness/bushes and were aiming these modified automatic rifles at me with lasers and everything and as he was pulling me I said exactly 'What did I do?' in a split second and like 2 seconds after these guys (and one female) rushed me the swat dude who pulled me cuffed me and he turned out to be a like 6'8-6'10 dude, he was MASSIVE. Eventually they hauled me 'somewhere' in which I outsmarted the system and got out of this 'place' within 24 hours, when the minimum time it takes is normally 3 days to get out of 'this place'. I arrived at 'this place' by 12am, sat in a room from 12am to 5:30am not even falling asleep, I was feeling brain dead, it sucked so bad. Had 'some people' 'talk' to me and had to fill out some shit and by then they sent me 'somewhere else' escorted by 2 policemen and I got to some other 'place' in which I was able to lie in some twin-size bed (I'm 6'2) and got to sleep by 6:30am. What do you know? Wakeup call is 7:00am and had to get breakfast, and go through that god-forsaken few hours. By 2:00pm I was out of that place and going home. And my ex was EXTREMELY surprised and called the police again and started shouting at them because I was out of 'this place' within 24 hours and I bet she was scared shitless. Anyways I didn't go too into detail into what I had experienced in 'this place' and didn't clarify what this place actually was and what I had said to my ex. But I'm sure some of you may be able to figure it out. This happened in March or April. One of the more dumber things I've done.

 

pics or it didn't happen.
srs.

 

They don't allow cameras/phones where I went ^.^



Edit: Oh and btw, forgot to mention I was just in my boxers when they apprehended me and the female cop was there and my wang was like falling out and she made them get me pants LOL!

 

Played runescape lol.