36 stitches in my scrodum

squakinman · Jun 5, 2012

laying up in my room for 2 weeks, because.... epic story .....

Me and some buddys were drinkin some Rich n rare canadian rum and some corona 40s out in a field where i work inside a shed type deal.... anyways were hammered and we see this spot light beam past us like a cops spot light on their cars, so i jump up onto the roof and look around, i got up there like a fuckin spider monkey, btw.... but anyways... when i go too get down because it was just a cars head lights, i go too maneuver like im gunna jump down backwards and hang in pull up position but my hands slip because it was a metal roof and i fall onto my back, onto a metal wrot iron fence post that goes through my pants, my boxers, the bottom of my testacles leaving them hanging loose, and through my shirt...
2 inches closer and it would have pierced my scrodum/taken my entire nut sack and dick and ripped them off, and after that i have too bend this thick ass piece of metal down too the ground so i can get off of it because it was through every piece of my clothing, and my nuts.... after i get off the fence piece i just straight drop everything in front of like 6 people and see my white inner ball sack just hangin loooowwww litterally hangin like 8 inches below my ass crack, liek do yo balls hang low do they wobble too and fro type shit..

anyways ! im drunk as fuck and in shock and everyone else is freakin the fuck out and im cuddling my balls with my shirt, walking through a field without no help about too pass out from the pain through the adrenaline rushing, it fucking hurt baaaaaaaaad, had too jump over this 4 ft canal which was the hardest thing i had too do, and then climb over a 6 ft metal fence while helping my fat fat fat 380lb 17 yr old friend through the field, i just throw myself over and land in feedle position grasping my balls like my life depended on it...

after i walked another 200 ft too the backdoor, i realised it was locked, so i walk around.... around ... around... finally get inside and straight away i just go too the bathroom look at my nuts and lay down on the freezing floor which felt absolutely amazing, for about 5 mins until someone noticed i was in the bathroom with the door open ... fucking dicks lol... but yeah, my buddys mom freaked the fuck out after seeing my extra large and long testacles, called my mom and went too the hospital...

the hospital is a longer story from what i remember and what i was told i said and did/couldnt do lol, i blacked out from bein too drunk about 20mins after being in the emergency room...

OH and i have no insurance so i have very limited pain meds, and they're oxycodone 325's, theyre strong but not strong enough, and 36 stitches, dissolveable stitches and theyre already dizolving, and im more than 2 weeks from being healed enough too have them taken out, im honestly pretty scared, i have no feeling in a good amount of my nuts on the skin, the skins are not clinging together and its creating no scabs anymore..

New - today. 6/5/2012 i gatta go back im and get my stitches re-done, i called them and the dizolving stitches are already done with, so my scrodum is quite litterally falling apart...
this is gunna be so much fun, well the morphine part will be x]