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I need a good Mole joke for Chemistry!
  1. Unread #1 - Nov 13, 2011 at 2:52 PM
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    I need a good Mole joke for Chemistry!
    Please post if you know of any ;) Will reward the best one with 10-20M
     
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  3. Unread #2 - Nov 13, 2011 at 3:03 PM
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    I need a good Mole joke for Chemistry!
    A mole ? As in the little black bump things on your body , or an actual Mole ?
     
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  5. Unread #3 - Nov 13, 2011 at 3:10 PM
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    I need a good Mole joke for Chemistry!
    Has to do with chemistry
     
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    How much does Avogadro exaggerate?
    A. He makes mountains out of mole hills .
     
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    I need a good Mole joke for Chemistry!
    Q: What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
    A: A bunch of Moleasses!

    Q: How much money did Avogadro make being a chemist?
    A: Enough to make him a Moleionnaire!

    Q: Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?
    A: He was only tense to the 23rd!

    Q: Why was there only one Avogadro?
    A: When they made him, they broke the Moled!

    Q: How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?
    A: Avocados number!

    and my personal favorite...

    Q: If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?
    A: A mole of molasses!
     
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    What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
    Moletiplication

    ha...ha.
     
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    I need a good Mole joke for Chemistry!
    Do you mean molecule?
     
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    Q: What happens when a mole bites a dog?
    A: He becomes Moleicious!

    Q: What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?
    A: Oil of Molay

    Q: What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his party?
    A: The mole the merrier!

    Q: Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?
    A: One of his molars.

    Q: What kind of test do student moles like best?
    A: Mole-tiple choice.
     
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    I need a good Mole joke for Chemistry!
    LOL! Yahoo answers ftw.

    OT:

    Q:What do chemists wear when its cold?
    A: Ther-mole underwear
     
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  19. Unread #10 - Nov 14, 2011 at 1:41 AM
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    I need a good Mole joke for Chemistry!
    Arcus, you know why it's bad to tell mole jokes?

    It's mole-litically incorrect :p

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    I'd just stand up and yell that in the middle of someone else's if you are taking turns delivering out loud.
     
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    you're on one level below kid.
     
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  23. Unread #12 - Nov 19, 2011 at 9:44 AM
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    I need a good Mole joke for Chemistry!
    i hope you guys realized he asked for a joke, not a pun.
     
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    I need a good Mole joke for Chemistry!
    Mine is more of a story but here it goes:

    There is a family of moles who are planning on going to breakfast above ground. As they start out their journey to the surface, the father mole takes the lead, followed by the mother mole, and then the baby mole. The baby mole is young so his senses aren't fully developed so he is required to stay EXTREMELY close to the mother mole. As they approach the surface, the dad yells out, "I can smell the pancakes!" and the mom says, "ME TOO!" and the baby mole says, "I can't smell anything...". And their journey continues, as they get closer, the father mold says, "I can smell the syrup!" and the moms says, "ME TOO!", and the baby mole replies, "All I can smell is the moleasses!"
     
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    I need a good Mole joke for Chemistry!
    Pun (noun): A joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.
     
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    I need a good Mole joke for Chemistry!
    Why did Avogadro get arrested? He mole-sted a girl
     
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  31. Unread #16 - Nov 19, 2011 at 8:02 PM
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    I need a good Mole joke for Chemistry!
    Don't think hes going to say that in school or even write it.
     
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    I need a good Mole joke for Chemistry!
    ^nice grand master spam!

    Who is the mole's favorite rapper?
    Mole-ja boy

    What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
    Watermolens

    Meh
     
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    What was Avogardo's favorite food?
    Guaca-mole.
     
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    I need a good Mole joke for Chemistry!
    Does anyone else here actually understand the concept of a mole, and not just looking shit up on yahoo answers?
     
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