I fucking love you all

in a manly way

 

wow bye

 

i fink ur sig is big

 

if its not in a gay way...



I DONT WANT ANY

 

in a manly way means in a none gay way

 

So your saying men can't be gay?

You sir are a homophobe.


/i'mnotgayirljustsayinggg

 

Love you, too

 

Love me too

 

am i included?

 

By "in a manly way" you mean up my butt right?

 

The Reason I Love You

It’s not because you’re beautiful. Although you are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

It’s not because you’re smart. Although your intellect challenges me to keep up.

It’s not because you’re perfect. Although you can do not wrong in my eyes.

It’s not because you’re ambitious. Although there isn’t a lazy bone in your over-worked body.

It’s not because you’re the mother of my children. Although they, each one, all nine, are beautiful inside and out, just like you.

It’s not because you’ve stuck with me all these years, and through untold tears.

I love you because you are you. I love the whole package that makes you, YOU.

Albert Einstein once stated his theory of relativity in terms that even I can understand. I read that he once said, “If you sit on a hot stove for a minute, it will seem longer than any hour. But if you sit next to a pretty girl for an hour, it will seem shorter than any minute. That’s relativity.”

So I’ve known you for only a moment. But I hope to be with you for a long, long time.

Thank-you for being YOU

 

you do realize this is spam forum and nobody will have the attention span to read more than 2 lines?

tl;dr

 

the tl;dr version is in red. Sorry that I forgot to make that clear.

 

Am I included? D:
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Ily and Israel

 

fuck you asshole