Crazy Date Ideas... Yes I mean it, CRAZY and EXTREME

So I'm tired of boring movie-dinner dates...

Well, let me tell you a short brief introduction about myself.

I'm a boy, I'm just a little over 17, obviously I have a girlfriend, (nothing to be proud of) but my girlfriend is the fun and adventurous type of girl, and yes I have to admit, movie-dinner dates are getting boring!

So can anyone suggest to me what kind of crazy date ideas you guys are thinking of that we can POSSIBLY do?

Please no answers like go on a bed and make out together, or something like that, or anything that is VERY illegal, if it's something that you won't get in serious trouble with, please feel free to post to, but not something like robbing a bank, or robbing a shop LOL, just something EXTREME but not ILLEGAL. I don't mind getting in trouble with parents and she doesn't mind either, we just wanna have fun! So please I'm out of creativity! HELP ME!!! >_<

 

Ahh , this may not be crazy but it's nice . Take her to the beach and watch the sunset together or something , I'm telling you , it's a very relaxing thing to do . If you don't live near any beaches then just bring her somewhere isolated and quiet .
Or you can just go to a store like Wal-Mart and act dumb , I used to do this all the time . We'd run around and go to like the toy aisle and like get stuff and hit each other , like foam bats and shit . You'll enjoy yourself trust me .

 

Smoke some weed.

 

What you'll need:
Access to a tanning bed
A ring
An awesome beard
A knife

1. Avoid the girl for a while (2 -3 months no msn no phone no contact what soever) and let your beard grow while getting tanned in the tanning bed wearing the ring on your ring finger.
2. Break into her house without leaving traces of break in (picking the lock, climbing through the window)
3. Cut your self a few times on places that are easy to hide such as the back or arse
4. Lie on the ground in her bedroom naked pretend to be unconscious and await her arrival
5. Once she sees you most likely she's going to freak out try to calm her down and force the idea that you're from the future onto her the cuts and bruises will be convincing that time travel is a very difficult process and you almost lost your life doing it and that you can't bring anything back so you're naked (beard makes it more convincing)
6. Tell her that you're from a future where world war 3 is currently in progress and you two were married after her current boyfriend/crush who she was going out with was killed so you two got married (tan line on ring finger)
7. You came back to see her one last time and warn her to tell her boyfriend/crush not to go out exactly 3 months from now and kiss her on the lips. You have to do this very convincingly and with the confidence of a man who has kissed her many times before
8. 1 of 2 things will happen. Either she admires you so much for being so selfless that you two have sex immediately or she decides to go out with the 'current' you because you're so badass
9. Borrow some clothes and leave then avoid her and sunlight for a month and let your tan line disappear then meet up with her

WIN

 

My god kjam, where do you get that material from?

On a more positive note, try out some new extreme sports together, that you've both never tried.

 

Weed+Dinner=win

Weed+adventureinthewoods=win

 

Go egging..

Fun as hell..

 

What the fuck...hahaha thats fucking awesome.

 

Extremely old and I believe that was meant for if she has a new boyfriend.

 

Ehhh, it's not super dangerous but here's something myself and my girlfriend did awhile back, and we've been together for almost 4 years now so yea, you gotta get out of your confort zone sometimes to spruce things up.

We went putt-putt, but we had a blindfold and each hole one of us would putt normal and then the other one had to wear a blindfold and the non-blindfolded one had to "guide" in putting cuz they couldn't see the hole or anything. There's an even number of holes usually 18 so each of you has 9 normal holes and 9 blindfolded holes. It's fun, girls LOVE that you can express your affection in public like that, and I'm pretty sure she will like the creativity of it, plus it won't break the bank and the blindfold can be fun later on if you are really worried about a $3 investment (haha).


Also, if you still wana eat on a date but not the usual sit-in dinner/movie combo, girls are suckers for a good ole fashioned picnic in a park. Let her feed the ducks (girls like ducks for some reason, idk), set out a blanket and sit in the sun/breeze (if the weathers nice hopefully). It's calming, a bit adventurous and of course, also cost-friendly.

Hope I helped bro, gl.

 

go sky diving

 

Well, for a good time I always like to shave my legs and let my girlfriend put duct tape on my thighs. You gotta shave otherwise it hurts like shit and gets stuck in your hair when you pull them off while you masturbate. She used to not be in to this, but after a while, and with some expert persuasion on my part, it's more than typical.

But I agree movie dates got old. If you're not on my level with that other thing, try starting out with a romantic dinner. Actually MAKE the dinner for her. No, not pizza or a box of macaroni and cheese. A full dinner. Set the table right nice and get a couple of candles. Maybe chill some glasses and toss a box of wine in the fridge ahead of time so it's nice and cold for the meal. I would say bottle, but we can slam through a bottle in no time and the full box makes room for a good night too. Also, don't forget the center piece. I grabbed a couple roses and a tall thin vase with some ice water in it. Dim the lights and treat it like a surprise by not telling her about it all day.

 

Have sex while sky diving.

If that doesn't work out just have some sex and then go skydiving.

 

Bump, I like the ideas about the picnic and make your own dinner thing...

Need more ideas!!!

 

Double date?

 

Zip line adventure course

 

Maybe the movie Yes Man will give you some good ideas

 

You live in a big city? Chicks love rock climbing.

 

If not skydiving there's places I know where you can go indoor skydiving. It's so fun you should try it with her. Huge rush lol

 

This just made me laugh so fucking hard... almost spat my coffee all over the keyboard HAHAHA :laugh: