I Woke Up and My Dick Was Gone

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I Woke Up and My Dick Was Gone
  1. Unread #1 - Nov 7, 2011 at 2:59 PM
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    How would you feel if you woke up one day and your dick and balls were just missing? What would you do?
     
  3. Unread #2 - Nov 7, 2011 at 3:07 PM
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    I would be pissed, i dont know what you expect me to say.
     
  5. Unread #3 - Nov 7, 2011 at 3:11 PM
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    I guess I would not masturbate that morning. Also say goodbye to morning wood.
     
  7. Unread #4 - Nov 7, 2011 at 3:12 PM
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    Id probably hang myself.
     
  9. Unread #5 - Nov 7, 2011 at 3:16 PM
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    I'll cry lol
     
  11. Unread #6 - Nov 7, 2011 at 3:21 PM
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    i have a pussy
     
  13. Unread #7 - Nov 7, 2011 at 3:51 PM
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    sure you do...
     
  15. Unread #8 - Nov 7, 2011 at 3:59 PM
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    Pics or no proof
     
  17. Unread #9 - Nov 7, 2011 at 4:07 PM
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    I'd probably be in shock, then throw myself off of a 20 story building shortly after.
     
  19. Unread #10 - Nov 7, 2011 at 4:41 PM
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    my thoughts exactly, why would a vagina-user click on a link pertaining to cock-users?
     
  21. Unread #11 - Nov 7, 2011 at 4:42 PM
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    Post pictures or = Reported Post

    Haha just kidding. :)
     
  23. Unread #12 - Nov 7, 2011 at 4:54 PM
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    would b the perfect moment to steal someone elses lmao
     
  25. Unread #13 - Nov 7, 2011 at 6:24 PM
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    I would buy a new penis.
     
  27. Unread #14 - Nov 7, 2011 at 6:34 PM
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    Wow that's crazy, I wouldn't have the balls to do that!
     
  29. Unread #15 - Nov 7, 2011 at 6:38 PM
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    Looked down at the patient's file I had in front of me while reading this thread and their last name is WOODCOCK (no joke, lol'ing right now).

    It would depend on the exact situation what I would do. If I woke up without a dick and balls and, say, a vagina instead, I'd probably play around with that for awhile before starting to panic.
     
  31. Unread #16 - Nov 7, 2011 at 6:39 PM
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    No you're not, reported to your parents
     
  33. Unread #17 - Nov 7, 2011 at 7:19 PM
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    suicide

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  35. Unread #18 - Nov 7, 2011 at 9:18 PM
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    whats a dick?
     
  37. Unread #19 - Nov 7, 2011 at 9:23 PM
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    Polla
     
  39. Unread #20 - Nov 7, 2011 at 9:25 PM
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    Cosplay as a girl and make big $$$. You fags are ignoring the potential.
     
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