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  1. rspooper

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    How would you feel if you woke up one day and your dick and balls were just missing? What would you do?
     
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    I would be pissed, i dont know what you expect me to say.
     
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    I guess I would not masturbate that morning. Also say goodbye to morning wood.
     
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    Id probably hang myself.
     
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    I'll cry lol
     
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    i have a pussy
     
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    sure you do...
     
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    Pics or no proof
     
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    I'd probably be in shock, then throw myself off of a 20 story building shortly after.
     
  10. rspooper

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    my thoughts exactly, why would a vagina-user click on a link pertaining to cock-users?
     
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    Post pictures or = Reported Post

    Haha just kidding. :)
     
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    would b the perfect moment to steal someone elses lmao
     
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    I would buy a new penis.
     
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    Wow that's crazy, I wouldn't have the balls to do that!
     
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    Looked down at the patient's file I had in front of me while reading this thread and their last name is WOODCOCK (no joke, lol'ing right now).

    It would depend on the exact situation what I would do. If I woke up without a dick and balls and, say, a vagina instead, I'd probably play around with that for awhile before starting to panic.
     
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    No you're not, reported to your parents
     
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    suicide

    /thread
     
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    I Woke Up and My Dick Was Gone

    whats a dick?
     
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    Polla
     
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    Cosplay as a girl and make big $$$. You fags are ignoring the potential.
     
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