What to do with ice

I have a bag of ice.. it's just sitting there. It's going to melt. I want it to do one last thing before it dies, something exciting.

 

Boo fucking hoo. Go pee on it then drink it.

 

Whoa, you're cool.

 

It's the spam forum.

 

I know. It just surprises me how immature people are

 

You have down syndrome if you expect to find any intelligent life in the spam forum.


/thread ice is melted.

 

inb4 "I have a bag of water.. it's just sitting there. It's going to spoil. I want it to do one last thing before it dies, something exciting"

 

Put it in the freezer.

 

Good idea. I now have a bag of ice once more. I want to do one last thing with it. Any suggestions?

 

Empty out the ice, put the bag over your head, and put a roll of duct tape around the bottom/your neck about 100 times.

 

That's stupid, the ice would get all over the ground. I guess people might trip, but not cool enough. Keep brainstorming, people.

 

try go on top of a building in the city and throwing it off the roof and try hitting someone.

 

Either of these. Preferably the first.

 

Put the bag of ice on your peepee and see if it shrinks or gets bigger!

/post results

 

what peepee ?

 

Grab the bag of ice walk across the street to your elderly neighbour pour it all over him yelling "Ice barrage" and then poo yourself.

 

Those are all horrible ideas, except for the throwing it off a building one.. that's just mean. Besides, we don't have big buildings here.

 

Put the ice cubes up your ass, then describe to us how it feels.

 

Pull your head out of your butt and describe to us how it feels.