Craziest night you've had?

What is the craziest night you guys have had?

A couple of pals and I smoked a few too many blunts along with our tequila, ended up passing out in the woods sometime in the night in various locations throughout the park haha very good day and night.

That's gotta rank up there in good nights, will think of more

 

Did like 3 gaming all-nighters in a row. Napped a few hours during the day.
Haters gonna hate.

 

Tonight, me and my band were playing and the stage was set up horribly, the PA system was screeching and The drums kept braking, people "invading" the stage, craziest night ever

 

Yeahhh that's what I like to hear that must of have been a good jam sesh

 

I went to a ski resort this winter with three friends; craziest weekend of my life.
The first night, we couldn't find anywhere to smoke, so we did it at some house that looked abandoned. Then some guy came out of the house and said he called the cops, so we ran away.We heard sirens for like an hour after. That was the first of four times that weekend that we ran from the cops.. So much other crazy shit happened that weekend

 

Hot tub party...alcohol + weed = Almost orgy hahaha. Great night. I love college.

 

Me and my boys started off by going to the movies with these 3 bitches and the movie was wack so we left early and went back one of my boys house and were just mackin on em, then my other friend came over with the goods.
And thats where i spaced, woke up the next morning in his garage L

 

and this made my laugh my ass off rofl.

 

Drank and smoked way too much on my birthday, woke up on the beach with a girl I never saw before. Friends are putting the pieces of that story together till this day.

 

One late Christmas night, Santa Clause came into my room for the cookies I baked earlier that day. I accidentally baked them for too long, so they were really crunchy and I woke up in excitement at the noise of Santa's first bite. I was as happy as any girl could be, because Santa brought me exactly what I wished for. He gave me Icey, a rare My Little Pony.


It's still my favorite toy to this day. Anyway, after he gave me Icey, he asked me if I wanted magical pajamas, made by Mrs. Clause herself. I excitedly accepted, but then he said I had to put the pajamas on right away otherwise the magic will fade away. He took off his glasses and said "You can change now, because I'm blind without my glasses, ho! ho! ho!" It made sense to me at the time, so I happily stripped down to put on these magical pjs, remember I was still young and innocent. The weird thing is, while I was naked, Santa came closer and closer. It was almost like he could see me, He looked directly into my eyes and at my private parts. While he was getting closer and closer, I got a little scared, but then he lost his balance and fell right into my lap. He accidentally slobbered a little and it felt good in a strange yet disgusting way. He got up after a few moments, asked if I was alright and to tell him when I was done changing. After I put on my magical pjs, I told santa I was done changing. He put his glasses back on and apologized for losing his balance. I knew he only fell over because he couldn't see anything, so I forgave him even though I got a little bruised. After all, he did give me exactly what I wanted and on top of that, magical pajamas! Anyway, on Christmas day I told my dad what happened and he told me it was probably just a dream and that I should forget about it. It felt so real, it had to been real. Santa gave me Icey, and I still have her. Anyway, that's pretty much my craziest night, even if it was just a dream.

 

I can't remember

 

Unfortunately fathers usually dress up as the mystical 'Santa Claus' on Christmas Eve.

Let's hope you met the real Santa Claus that night.

 

man one night was me and my boys got really high and didn't know what were doing. We ran from the cops at one point and the next were lost in the forest...

 

My friends and I were hanging out having a usual night playing xbox. One kid showed up that no-one likes. We took off his pants and wrapped him up in saran wrap and threw him on this old dudes doorstep at midnight. Right before the guy got to the door he got free and started to run. The guy shot at him twice and I swear was a foot from hitting him square in the back. At like 4 AM the cops show up and start talking to the kid (while he isn't wearing pants) and he is the only one that got in trouble.

 

The other night, I went to a Mac Miller concert. We smoked the whole 2 hour drive there in the car, then smoked more in the hotel, took shots and walked to the concert. Once we were waiting in line, we smoked another blunt. We got let in and we were like 15 minutes so it was pretty chill just lookin around and talking and stuff. Anyway, I decide to light up a blunt about 15 minutes in when the first dude (Casey Veggies) is performing, and I'm chillin there wylin out and having a mad good time. The blunt was almost done and I leaned in to hear my brother talking, and some dude snags the blunt out of my hand and says "You're outta here." Not like an ump though lol. But it was a security guard and he took me outside and I had to leave before I got to see Mac or People Under the Stairs. hahaha good night

 

Shittttttt. I'd be soo pissed bro if I got kicked out of a Mac Miller concert. Hes coming to Milwaukee soon, can't wait to see him!

 

What a hilariously self-indulgent thread. Cool stories, bros.

By popular definition, the 'craziest' night i had was also completely detrimental to my life, and not something i'd like to boast around.

 

#postcount?

 

It was a joke

 

So one night I had this homework assignment ... and I stayed up late to work on it ... yeah..

My life is so exciting