ITT we post evil shit we've done or good things that got unnoticed

as a kid, i swung my grandma's annoying poodle around with a leash. i'm a horrible person, i know

 

whenever i use handicapped toilets, i don't flush

 

I rolled a porta potty down a hill while some1 was in it.

 

I didn't go to that extent, but I used to annoy the shit out of my grandma's poodle. I'd throw stuff at it and smack it's nose to piss it off lol :s

 

When working on Checkout at a Supermarket 4 years ago, if a customer was rude or disrespectful towards me I would push my hand down on the scale when something was getting weighed - this is for things like fruit, nuts, and the bulk foods. The nuts were always a winner as they cost a pretty penny per kilogram, and I could easily make someones shopping a fair bit more expensive. Though when I did it, I would take care to only do it to people who were buying high market goods - like multiple bottles of wine or expensive Ice Cream.

 

When i was about 5, i killed my sisters Hamster on accident by swinging it by its tail after it bit me.

 

If I got in arguments with my parents when I was around 8, I'd hide things. I'd hide my own things too so they didnt suspect me.

 

I pissed in a beerglass when I had a 9 hour-shift at a hardcore rave.

 

i pissed in a half full apple juice bottle and put it in the fridge and told my girlfriend she could have it ( she loves apple juice) she said it tasted stale....

 

did u drink it
???????????

 

Pee in a swimming pool. Satisfying.

 

My brother and sister kept crashing my sand castle when I was 10, so I broke bottles and mixed it in with the sand, quickly built up another castle, and went to go find them to show them how awesome my new castle was.

 

That's fucked up... Stay away from me if you're serious.

 

i slept with a friends ex g/f n they had only been broken up a week or so n had been together 2+ years.
i regret it now, ashamed really.

 

Honestly I can't explain what happened in words.

Luckily, My buddy that was with me got a few pics of what happened.

I'm pretty sure this isn't against the rules... lol (hopefully)

 

I think that's against the rules^^, i mean, very sexy, but we can see their nipples...

 

+5 internets

faggot dont be a bitch about it

 

I. Was. 5.

Guess i shouldn't have posted it anyway though; it didn't go unnoticed.

 

Want to go to the beach? I have castle molds!

 

Only one that made me laugh, LOL