weirdest thing you've done when drunk

HA HA @ keef

weirdest thing ever...

Me and some friends were drinking in the back yard (dad never lets us drink in the house) and it stars pouring rain, we drink for a few more hours and when i'm completely hammered my friends like, lets strip and run down the street, only me and him were down, the other 2 would not, ok so i strip as fast as i can and just start running (i put shoes back on) my street is a decently short street but at the end is a main street, so i run to the end then i start running down the middle of the main street, some cars swerve, others pull over to the side, my buddie is right behind me the whole time, but one of the cars slams on the brakes, gets out runs towards us and asks"Are you guys all right! Is every thing ok" (its pouring down rain pretty hard btw) but i just stop and start screaming while im looking at him and im shacking my arms in a up-down motion like when people do frustrated, i scream 4-5 times right at him "AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" then turn around and run back to my house, as im running my buddie is in front of me, i notice he also left his shoes on.....and his boxers that mother fucker.

 

I understand a tiny brain can't comprehend, so I will further explain.

1. Don't fend off your parents - Don't get money from your parents for everything you need.

2. Drinking - Your parents money pays for the alcohol.

3 Driving - Your parents money pays for the car.

In all, it means; without your parents, I'd love to see you drink and drive. You couldn't afford it.

or maybe it means; I want you to drink and drive, and have you realize you are going to die, hence forth, why I want you to tell me how it works out for you, which further more, you can't because you'd be dead.

 

me and my buds slept outside in a park and my friend pissed on me

 

Never been drunk so I can't say, although I have friends that been. So the craziest things my friends have done was when they all piled on top of each other and passed out all in the middle of the road. Quite a few traffic jams that night.

 

Blacked out drinking Jager miester, was in my own house with my ma's friends and neighbours, got sick on a neighbour then she got sick because of it..

 

Nowhere did the OP say that the car was paid for by his parents, or that he received financial assistents from said party in purchasing the alcohol. Hop off my sack?

Also, kindly stop insulting me?

That doesn't make sense. Grammatically this sentence is illegible.

 

Funny - On New Years a few years ago, me and a friend decided to streak the length of a beach at a beach party. Couldn't remember where I had put my clothes.

Bad - Went out on a night out, stumbling home, almost being sick for 30 minutes. Decided a joint would be a good idea. Threw up for 30 minutes. I apparently spent most of the night/morning trying to run myself a bath. My girlfriend got me out of it atleast 4 times. Feel asleep in it 2-3 times. Never, ever, ever, ever drink countless jagerbombs and smoke weed after.

 

Woke up spooning with this guy ive never met before, those pictures remain on facebook lol

 

Gave myself a bj out the front of a club :/

 

Strangest thing is when I slept in some random persons garden being sick!

 

Thats whats up. Thats also why I cant go to a rave or anything anymore... I can't controll myself

 

I have some absolute horror stories when it comes to drinking lol. One of the worst was when I was when I drank a bottle of smirnoff to my dome in about an hours time, and got completely obliterated so fast. I was at my neighbors house (lived with my parents at the time) and my curfew to be home was 11:30 pm. Since they lived next door, I finished my bottle happily and left at 11:25 pm. All I had to do was walk 2 houses over.

Well, my parents awoke with the doorbell ringing at 3:30 am and there I was at the door, totally blitzed, with no pants, no shoes (just boxers) and I had pissed all over myself. I also had another bottle of Vodka in my hands! And when I came in my parents tried to take it and I got so mad and apparantly ran out of the house with some blankets. I woke up at 8am lying in the backyard in the pouring rain, covered by just a few blankets half naked. I don't remember a single thing from leaving my neighbors house to waking up in the yard, this story was put together for me by my family who had to deal with me.

I have some other really crazy stories and they are sort of funny, but sort of sad at the same time, as I had a very serious problem with alcohol when I was in highschool. Alot of my other stories involve violent incidences or encounters with the police. Alcoholism runs in my family and so about half of us can drink like fishes without getting sick, yet we black out and do all sorts of strange things.

 

lol thats probably the most funniest thing I've heard

 

This isn't something I did, but one of my friend's neighbors. He came out for a party with all of us, and the whole time, talking about how he's actually Bear Ghrilles or however you spell it. So the whole night, he's running around, jumping over shit, running through little obsticle courses, and near the end of the night, when we're all settled down and sitting around the fire, he decides to vault a table. So he backs hella far up, starts running, trips and tumbles, recovers, keeps running, yells "I'M BEAR GHRILLLLLLESSSSS", and face plants on the table and breaks it in half. Funniest. Thing. ever.

 

I'm 16 and first time I got drunk was about 6 months ago. We were pretty hammered and we decided to go for a walk because "walks are healthy" and by the time we got to walmart, we got pulled over by a cop because supposedly I was stumbling. Cop took us all home and talked to parents and in middle of the conversation, I came down stairs, and told the cop "I was just trying to have some fun douchebag, Get out of my house." Parents told me later on in the week it was hilarious.

 

I remember me and all my friends were like 13 and we all told our parents we were "sleeping over" at this kids house. Which we were, but we were also getting shitfaced over there and doing some drugs. Well his mom came home wasted late at night and kicked us all out in her drunken stupor, and we had to go sleep outside in a park and wait until it was an appropriate time to go home the next day. It sucked, but I have quite a funny memory of us all huddled together in a big pile of bodies, trying to stay warm while we are all fucked out of our minds.

There were no golden showers though..

 

I almost made out with a guy.. Who I thought was a girl. Thank God one of my friends was sober enough to stop me. Probably alot of stuff I can't remember.

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Stupidest thing I've done would be calling ex's and just saying random shit I regret the next morning.

Weirdest thing I've done was probably go fishing at about 2 am with my friend ( i live on a canal ) and some asshole called the cops on us and we had to ditch the poles and run around the neighborhood, we eventually made it back to my window and climbed in, but I have no idea how..

 

Weirdest thing for me was going to a club. After that, just going home again with some mates, but I cried the whole way back about everything and nothing lol. Normally (when i'm drunk) I'm quite crazy and do stuff others wouldn't do.