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Eel crawls up man's penis during spa

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  1. JohnK

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    Eel crawls up man's penis during spa

    I'm going to stop there because it's description is so graphic and makes me cringe. If you want to read more - http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317...ladder-after-entering-penis-during-beauty-spa
     
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    I lold at the fish kid. But yeah. People do worse things as sexual acts.
     
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    thats fucken nasty :S
     
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    Eel crawls up man's penis during spa

    Please don't utter those words D:
     
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    Eel crawls up man's penis during spa

    Oh lord Finn, you have brought back nightmares of my childhood haha :) Why did I ever venture into this thread; the title alone should have been a deterrent...
     
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    Eel crawls up man's penis during spa

    I just threw up.
     
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    Eel crawls up man's penis during spa

    This is so gross, excuse me while I go throw up haha
     
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    Eel crawls up man's penis during spa

    That's why I don't bathe with eels.
     
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    Eel crawls up man's penis during spa

    I wonder what happened to the spa.
    Did the man take any legal action?
     
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    Eel crawls up man's penis during spa

    What the hell?!
     
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    Eel crawls up man's penis during spa

    I'm not a guy but I'd still notice something trying to force its way up my pee hole.
     
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    Eel crawls up man's penis during spa

    i have the Stranger urge to find a eel now
     
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    Eel crawls up man's penis during spa

    Throw up just came up my throat...that's disgusting.
     
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    Eel crawls up man's penis during spa

    Whattt that must have been horrible, im gonna be thinking about this all day. :(

    Thanks for posting this though, found it rather amusing.
     
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    Eel crawls up man's penis during spa

    No you probably sign something first, code of conduct, "We will not be responsible for any eels crawling up your penis"
     
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    Eel crawls up man's penis during spa

    Oh my gosh, I can't even start to imagine how akward / painful this must have been.

    Oosh you find the weirdest things :p
     
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    Eel crawls up man's penis during spa

    Lol @ "We will not be responsible for any eels crawling up your penis"

    But yeah that's nasty and I feel really bad for that guy.
     
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    WHY WOULD YoU POST THIS good lord
     
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    Eel crawls up man's penis during spa

    I think that his reaction was too damn slow..
     
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    Eel crawls up man's penis during spa

    "I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis."

    How the fuck..
    How did he get it out?
     
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