weirdest thing you've done when drunk

title pretty much says it all, for me it's dived of an bench when clubbing (black ops) and half my face was covered in blood. I do have a picture but don't wanna post untill i see some other weird story's haha. look forward to hearing what you gotta say.

 

I've passed out and slept in a horse paddock, ran into a closed Mac Donalds door, probably one of my more embarrassing moments. Passed out drooling on myself, fallen into a swimming pool and slept in a dog basket. I would often find pictures that my friends had taken of me on facebook passed out somewhere or a video they would show me the next morning with them squirting toothpaste in my mouth or slapping me.

 

Got lost in the woods, and started screaming about UFO's. It was embarrassing.

 

got in a fight with my best mate and ended up falling a sleep in a bush...

 

I thought it would be a good idea to run while drunk, so I sprinted head long into a tree. It was fun and interesting while it lasted, I have surprisingly good balance

 

I got naked and knocked on a random persons door, realised I could get arrested for doing that and then stumbled away. I have also told my dad (on a different night) that my chemistry teacher is a paedophile and that girls come from all over the world to see my 'massive' penis... Alcohol makes me do stupid things... :/

 

Probably was climbing the side of my friends house... reaching the roof, blasted dance music and was going ape shit on the roof... apparently I almost fell 4 times, yet I do not recall it.

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kissing a girl, then realizing it was not a girl...


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The weirdest.. Well I have one that was pretty random..

Me and my friends went to a club we normally go on a Friday, on a Saturday. And it was dead.. But they have a good deal at the club as you give them say £10 they give you £30 in drinks vouchers.

Least to say, I tripled £110 as well as however much my friends tripled. I woke up in my bed, with one friend next to me. One on the landing, one on the sofa in the conservatory and then one was on my drive in a shopping trolley. Was absolutely ace, just wish I could remember the night.

 

Lol'd at all these. I'm underage. Had a sip once. Then I just kinda got up and walked away...

 

Weirdest? I got up to piss when I was almost to the point of throwing up, and when I came back I realized that I didn't button up my pants or anything and I had to get my girlfriend to do it + I couldn't figure out how to tie my belt. It was pretty embarrassing, but hey it was a new belt and admittedly it ties pretty weird tbh lol

Most embarrassing? Summer '10, everybody was out drinking in a big circle like passing around a bottle of Jagermeister. I got a bit ahead of myself because I hadn't really ever gotten shitface drunk before lol, and when I went to get up and go inside I tripped in a hole in the yard (fucking uneven yards -_-) knocking myself and my girlfriend into a tiki torch that was in the ground. It was pretty scary tbh, I was scared I caught her on fire or something. Everyone was cool about it but it was a total walk of shame into the house after that lol. I'm just glad no one got hurt and my girlfriend was able to laugh it off.

Yeah, I don't get shitfaced anymore. I get a strong buzz going, but that's it. I get stupid/clumsy as hell when I get too drunk.

 

Never been drunk, and I'm happy with it.

 

Decided to take a 'small' road trip to Sydney. Mind you, I live in Melbourne. Somehow got into my car and was about 3 hours in before realising what I was doing. Note: Sydney is a 10 hour drive from Melbourne.

 

Opened up my feelings.

 

Kissed my best friend who is male, but whatever.

 

When I drank a bottle of jack with homies, I ended up pissing inside a cops gas tank

 

1 night drinking, blacked out and in my sleep climbed into his parents bed after stealing the covers from his little sister. Heres the story if wanna read it.



1 night my sophmore year in highschool me and 4 Friends "Shawn, Dana, Austin & Chad" went to a party together. Some hours later when party was dying down all went back to Dana's house & drank a couple more beers, smoked a couple bowls of some chronic & I blacked out. When I woke up later the only friend up was Dana, which he starts to tell me that in the middle of my sleep, got up walked out his room and up some stairs, did a 180 degree turn & walked up some more stairs down the hall & into his little sisters room & take the blanket off her & then walk into the room across from hers, which is his parents room & climb onto the foot of thier bed.

Being told this within 5 minutes of waking up, its takin a minute to process what im being told. When it does process, I cant believe it. "Im thinking to myself I barely move in my sleep let alone sleep walk". At this point, im going upstairs to talk to his parents to see if he was bullshitting or not. As im walking up to them, before even have a chance to get a word out, see both them just start laughing. Eventually after asking everyone there that night and being told the same thing, I had come to the conclusion that I was trying to shack up with my friends Dana's parents.

 

It seems I've stooped to a new low. I found nude pictures of myself on my phone today. I asked my friend about it, and he said I was trying to post like one of those TV underwear models. They're pretty hot tbh

 

Me too ;D

 

The weirdest thing I have ever done drunk was when I was 16 and I got so drunk I couldn't stand up. I had to roll on the floor to get to the bottle of whiskey to drink out of it.