Sythe Rap Freestyle Competition

I find it funny that all you white kids try to rap
You run your mouth, shit outta your ass, and you're still full of crap
Lyrically, you guys have no skills when it comes to spittin'
Most "rappers" here copy their verses from lyrics elsewhere written
If I don't win this prize, nobody else can rise to my size
JohnK bro, don't be a ho and decide to pick someone else, besides
Get in the back seat because you're in for a treat
It's Delta Squad, Lym, FireZ I'll beat
Specifically spittin' the first things that come out of my mind at this time
Rap is not about who can make the best rhymes

To all the haters and bitches, I have a message to deliver
I will burn you up like a smoker's liver
Stop wasting life and go out and do shit outside
Bitch, you don't belong alongside the best of the best, don't feel like you're my bride
Beside that, I'm gonna divide Sythe into the east side and west side with pride
I'll leave my mark on your head because I'll tear it apart like a shark
Yeah, ho, that's my trademark, better believe it if you're left in the dark
You dumb as a rock, but don't compare yourself to my cock
The clock tickin', my talk is sickenin', don't mock my jock
It's the last line and I'll leave you wondering why
Why exactly I decided to say goodbye

 

Flowing like'a river

 

I strike sweet like I'm a sugar clone, Yeah you should've known
That I speak with a flow thats fuckin phatter than Buddha's nose
And I, only come electric, and it's not my only forte, (pronounced as fortay)
Ya forte is gay the way you say ya forty-four sprays
I don't want the twenty-five mil, when my clever rhymes spill,
They sever spines, kill, sendin guys to heaven's height
When you mention mics ya night's descendin' downhill
I ain't a murderer, But man I'll murder ya
My job is verbally murkin ya, gone, like removalists moving furniture

I tried to make it relevant to the comp thing to show it was made up just now, peeaceee

 

I cast the haters away,
the haters astray
My diabolical plan starts in may,
Be a moderay-tay.

I hammer austin,
Bambino,
and even time to buy
if i said i wasnt banning bubba fuzz
i would be saying lies,

Im sick of their shit
Sick of their damn
Hammering the haters
firez lend me a hand.

Im smashing bambino left to right
Rebanning Austin, All night.
With my Mod powers comes no on-fraction
And so i ban everyone who gave me an infraction

No one ever votes me for community involved
So i go to all of their houses and they find their hair disolved
They thinkin'
"Who dis mod bitch being sicker then Jonny Depp"
I shout "Me" mutha Fucka cos im pink hair repp
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Dayummmm Welll...


I read some of these raps, and they're kind of good,
but you kids got nothing on me because im hella hood.
Born and raised all the way from the ghetto,
spittin raps out my mouth while im fucking your hoe.

But in all seriousness im just a chill white kid
who's super relaxed when you're flippin' a lid.
No need to be mad bro, it's all okay,
because I'm the best either way at the end of the day.

 

Sythe rapping? That's pretty chill. Well you know what motherfuckers? I'm not just sick I'm ill. Yes I know how to quote fuckin weezy, doesn't mean my rhimes aint gonna make y'all queezy. I write and write and the shit is so dirt, you try to read my rhimes but they insult you, they hurt. I can't even believe this thread was ever made. You guys all rap like you're in fucking first grade. I'll beat you on the court or even on the field, our you can sit behind your computer like it's a fucking shield. I like to make fun of users on this forum, because the way I rap it never seems to bore e'm. I could keep going on or I could go get high, so I'm fucking peacing la la la say good-bye.

I'm done.

 

This is smooth- I really like it.

 

My name is Herman Li and I'm from the hood.
I eat fried chicken like a black man should.
Snorting oxy in my crib - not giving two fucks,
but, uhm, for those pills, I'll give ya two bucks.
Yeah I do drugs. I'll snort fuckin' H.
You won't see me bitchin' if I find out it's laced.
Hell, I think that's even better. I get more for what I paid.
Oh shit. Heart's racing, vision's about to fade..
I can't stand still, and I'm shaking like fuck
What do you expect? Shit, this is just my luck.

Black out around my friends,
guess this is where my life ends.


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Wake up thinkin', "Where the fuck is this?"
Only thing that I recall, that lovely feeling of bliss
But now I'm in a hospital, where's the fuckin' nurse?
So I can send that bitch home in a hearse.
Get me the fuck out of here, I ain't ask to get saved.
This was my fuckin' decision, MY LIFE that I paved.
I feel fuckin' fine, but I'm pissed as shit.
Shit there's the nurse. Can I get a lick?
I took a syringe and jabbed it in her neck.
Oh you just wanted to help? I'll take a fucking rain check.

I gotta dip before someone else comes in,
Shit, gimme a min...

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Tick tock, tick tock.
My erect cock,
Without hesitation, right into this ho
You can tell by her kicking and screaming that she's asking for mo'
Time to carve my tat
onto this bitch
But first I go splat,
onto her lips.
Shit I got enough time,
might as well do it twice.
Shit's better than a starving kid gettin' rice....
Two minutes in, time to clim...
axe to her head.
I wonder how long this bitch been dead?

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Um. Blood everywhere, lifeless body on the floor.
I'll write more about this gore and the bitch's clitoris I tore.
She didn't even struggle, when I punched her in the chest.
Curb stomped her head,
My dick was hungry, and it got fed.
Holy fuck I made a mess,
But uh, Jesus loves you. God bless.


Lyrics should fit with this


0:03 - lyrics start
0:46 - second verse
1:35 - third verse
2:07 - final verse (when bass kicks in)
2:24 - end of song and lyrics
Italicized lyrics aren't lyrics that are "rapped" but are more "said" in the song until the next verse starts.

Vulgar shit but all I listen to nowadays is OF..so..yeah. It was fun writing the lyrics anyway might do another set.

 

No offense, but that's actually the first rap you've posted that I can say good job to.

I think you might take this one .

 

Hammer me? Bitch, please, that's like hammering a fucking tree.
I'd like to see you try, that would be oh so sweet.

I wish you would touch my boy Bambino,
He's a monster and goes hard in the paint,
I don't think you would know- it's not like you could actually relate.

So i herd ppl like your tits,
They grab 'em and scream "Oh, let me have a lick!"

I run shit around here, don't you know it yet?
You're like spam forum's little pet.

Come at me and you're in for a treat,
Now please, go back to sucking your dad's meat.

Hahanerd, lym, and deathsnova ain't got shit,
I'm Austintheman, and i'm wreckin' it.

 

It's evident, you're all irrelevant
And I'm rappin for the hell of it

When I come and spit
I talk about some stupid shit

I fucked Emma Watson
In the back of my Datsun

Friends asked where I went
I told em that I got some

Told em I fucked Hermione
And her tiny vaginy

Then I stuck my cock
Inside of her hiney

Busted a nut on her face
Made her forehead shiny

That bitch was a bad chick
Cast a spell with my magic stick

Ejaculus maximus
When she started jackin this

Then we were done
Said, "Fuck that was fun,

You're a fucking stud."
That's what happens when you fuck a mudblood.

Word to your mother - who I also had sexual relations with.

 

Almost died of laugher. :laugh:

 

Bro that's Dope as fuck. Should be in top 10 or 5

 

Sythe dot org is da place to be
Sythe dog org is the place for me!
Word to your mother.

 

Good shit dude.

 

You call that a rap? Why that's sad..
Reading shitty stuff like that would just make one go mad
On top of that, you think Sythe is cool?
In reality it's full of all these losers and fools.

 

The following is my interpretation of rap:

NIGGA NIGGA FUCK NIGGA FUCK FUCK NIGGA FUCK NIGGA FUCK FUCK YO NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA FUCK.
MY NIGGA NIGGA FUCK NIGGA FUCK SHIT YO NIGGA FUCK YO NIGGA NIGGA GHETTO FUCK BRO.
MY NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA, FUCK NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA.
SLAP A BITCH NIGGA FUCK NIGGA FUCK FUCK.

Word.

 

This is my interpretation of metal:

CUT MY WRISTS CUT MY WRISTS CUT MY WRISTS CUT MY WRISTS X100

See how ignorant I am?

P.S. Thanks Itz Destiny

 

I'll post my goodbye video from when I left for college,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vNRz2KkuNo&feature=related

All freestyle just used a beat to tie it all together.

View my channel to view my other ones.

 

my apologies miss im only here for a little bit
a family run motion picture what a load of shit
the day i was rated g was the day i came to be
not the day i learned to see
this world is a fucked up place
im part of the fucked up raced
and starting to get to me
they all point laugh and flee
im the fucked little pirate on a ghost ship
spitting words from an imaginary friend attached at the hip
im lost in translation
the train has left the station and i forgot my ticket
words and tears pouring out of me like a broken spicket
im sick of all the pain that the world brings
im out of here and dont worry its just like a bee sting
a bullet to my brain a ringatingting
but thats a story for another time
a life i used to live in another rhyme
im here now and thats all the matters
a saint of the broken a misfortune
teller or a modern day keller
my sarcasm is getting the best of me
lets see how long it takes to destroy the rest of me
each word hurts and each look burns
maybe next time we can take turns
i hope it comes soon because im tired
all the energy decided to up and retire
im happier this way
each smile brightens up my day
this is the new me and im here to stay