Boy died after Masturbating 42 times, what would his gravestone read ?

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Boy died after Masturbating 42 times, what would his gravestone read ?
  1. Unread #1 - Sep 8, 2011 at 8:52 AM
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    Boy died after Masturbating 42 times, what would his gravestone read ?
    http://sythe.org/showthread.php?t=1227439

    So yeah let's say this was true.
    Let me know!

    Inspired by:
    http://sythe.org/showpost.php?p=9584811&postcount=4
     
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  3. Unread #2 - Sep 8, 2011 at 8:54 AM
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    Boy died after Masturbating 42 times, what would his gravestone read ?
    Fake and Gay
     
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  5. Unread #3 - Sep 8, 2011 at 9:06 AM
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    Boy died after Masturbating 42 times, what would his gravestone read ?
    i love the creative comments some users leave <3 ahhh
     
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  7. Unread #4 - Sep 8, 2011 at 10:55 AM
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    Boy died after Masturbating 42 times, what would his gravestone read ?
    Now we finally know the question about Life, the Universe and Everything.
    How many times must a man jerk off to snuff it?
     
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  9. Unread #5 - Sep 8, 2011 at 11:21 AM
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    Boy died after Masturbating 42 times, what would his gravestone read ?
    I'm not sure I even want to know how they found out how many times it took..
     
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  11. Unread #6 - Sep 8, 2011 at 11:23 AM
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    Boy died after Masturbating 42 times, what would his gravestone read ?
    Possibly counted his wank-wipes ?
     
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  13. Unread #7 - Sep 8, 2011 at 2:53 PM
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    Boy died after Masturbating 42 times, what would his gravestone read ?
    Fake I masturbate 43 times a day
     
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  15. Unread #8 - Sep 8, 2011 at 3:04 PM
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    Boy died after Masturbating 42 times, what would his gravestone read ?
    i don't see how he would have died from this tho?
     
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  17. Unread #9 - Sep 8, 2011 at 3:07 PM
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    Boy died after Masturbating 42 times, what would his gravestone read ?
    Every mans body is supported by his sperm, if you run out you'll die because you have no sperm to breathe for you
     
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  19. Unread #10 - Sep 8, 2011 at 3:14 PM
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    Boy died after Masturbating 42 times, what would his gravestone read ?
    Going to mark you down on the 13 year old list.


    *Writes Retard on paper*
    Done.
     
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  21. Unread #11 - Sep 8, 2011 at 3:15 PM
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    Boy died after Masturbating 42 times, what would his gravestone read ?
    Haha your wrong I'm actually 10
     
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  23. Unread #12 - Sep 8, 2011 at 4:17 PM
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    Boy died after Masturbating 42 times, what would his gravestone read ?
    no lock discussion
     
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  25. Unread #13 - Sep 8, 2011 at 4:25 PM
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    Boy died after Masturbating 42 times, what would his gravestone read ?
    nonamekiller <3


    Also, that made me lol.
     
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  27. Unread #14 - Sep 8, 2011 at 4:25 PM
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    Boy died after Masturbating 42 times, what would his gravestone read ?
    Rofl , i guess they were watching him and keeping count of him beating off till the last nut.
    R.I.P
     
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  29. Unread #15 - Sep 8, 2011 at 4:26 PM
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    Boy died after Masturbating 42 times, what would his gravestone read ?
    Heart failure is most likely, if it were true.
     
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  31. Unread #16 - Sep 8, 2011 at 4:30 PM
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    Boy died after Masturbating 42 times, what would his gravestone read ?
    This is how I want to die to be honest.
     
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