Grant the wish above you

Granted but you get banned for vading so nobody knows your the one who declared world peace, which makes you, unpeaceful, and you cause havock again.

 

Fail for no wish.

Deathsnova wishes the Genie freedom.

 

granted...?



I wish to enlarge my penal circumference.

 

Granted, but then you get a boner and its too big so you fait and it has to be cut off.

I wish to have more efriends.

 

Granted but your efriends don't like you.


My wish to not have to wish was granted so therefore i no longer have to make a wishlist

 

Granted, you're now e-married to the WoW freakout kid.

I wish my goddamn dad would stop calling me, telling me I need to replace my fuel filter (which I do not have money for right now. And neither does he.)

 

granted, he calls you to help insert hemroid cream instead

 

I wish this noob above me made a wish.

 

tits.

 

granted, but they're man tits.




I wish the voices in my head would go away




f u superman

 

Granted, you have tits, but a psyco came and chopped them off.

Having the mudkipz rank.
please admin grant my wish

F u tv and super

 

I wish somebody replied to my wish.

 

Granted, but the post was hidden =(

I wish to be invincible and unbannable and super awesome and have unlimited money and a huge bubble over my house so it can't be nuked and a bunch of hot certified hot babes with certified realness certs so they are not men

 

Granted, you are now stuck in a shack with an impenetrable force field (on both sides) with a room full of hot, sweaty female babies. You sick, sick bastard. Your money comes in a form of coupons which you can't use because there aren't any scissors inside your bubble to clip them with!

I wish for crazy good photography skills.

 

Granted, but you can only take pictures of nothingness, and they cannot be sold.

I wish I could fly..

 

granted but you get sucked into an airoplane propella and die.

I wish for ducks.

 

Granted but they are alien ducks with penises that rape you when you're sleeping.

I wish I had the ability to change anything.

 

Granted, but you may only change it into skittles.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

Wish granted, you now have 3 nipple and 2 balls sacks

I wish for a 12 foot long hot dog that is not made of penis or near any sort of penis

 

Granted, but you can't eat it


i wish for thug life to get banned