Grant the wish above you

The object is to grant the wish of the last poster in a way that fucks them over.

For example
Poster 1: "I wish for all the money in the world."
Poster 2: "Granted, but all money loses its value since there is no longer any money in the world. You now have to find a way to pay someone to haul all the pieces of useless paper out of your house.

I wish for......"

Etc.




I wish for the ability to teleport

 

Granted, enjoy sucking face with Rosie O'donald as she pins you to the ground and slurps up her share of immortality.

I wish for the world's best computer and Internet service.

 

Granted, but the Worlds best computer possesses Artificial Intelligence capable of enslaving you and making it your sex slave forever.

I wish for the ability to be a normal civilian but with magical powers!

 

Granted, but your magical powers is to have rabid dogs attack you


i wish to not have to wish

 

Granted, gtfo.


Lol'd


I wish for photographic memory

 

Granted, but the only images in your mind are from gay porn stars.

 

I wish for the power to become a chick-magnet.

 

I wish for a car that doesn't need fuel.

inb4toycar.

 

Why do you think I wished for this? It makes masturbating alone easier when I don't have to sit in an uncomfortable chair, looking up porn.

P.S. You forgot to post a wish so I will for you

I wish for an ice cold drink that never spills and never empties. I'm super thirsty

 

granted but it's cut urine from a kitty kat with STDs from an azn whale whore

 

Where's your wish dumb ass.

I wish for delta squad to post a wish.

 

Your wish is granted but in the post he reveals his IP adress which is of that of several banned accounts leading him to get hammered.

I wish for Guide section mod

 

Not granted.

/thread.

 

Granted, but everyone else gets Admin so your still lowest on the totem poll.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

 

Granted, but the reason you don't have to show up is because your boss is doing your mom.

I wish for nothing.

 

Granted, but just after wishing that your mom gets diagnosed with cancer.

I wish for hitler to rise from the grave

 

Lol.. my boss is my sister in law, so weird.

Granted, but he rises as a Jewish person, and so commits suicide.

I wish I had some beer.

 

Granted, but after he is resurrected, he curses you for disturbing his sleep, kills you, and then commits suicide again.

I wish for the ability to read one page of a book per second.

Edit: FUUU.. Okay, granted, but you realize that the beer is poisonous after you drink it and then die.

 

Granted but all the books in the world disappear, so your ability is useless.

I wish I had a 1,000,000 post count.

 

Granted, but then you get banned for vading so it's gone.

I wish for world peace.