Why is it so hard for you to speak English?

I can understand that this forum is about half 5-year-olds, but what about the no-life adults on here? Why can't they speak English? I swear some of their posts are pretty much "hey guis i no hav big seea pee yu can u tel me how 2 maek it bigr so i cen bott mor?". It's irritating. Why can't you people take a fucking 2nd grade English class?

 

Who says it's "adults" that are speaking that way?
I have yet to see "adults" that pseak that way on here.
Peoples ages on their accounts could be false, don't go by that.
But there are MANY teenagers on here who speak with more thought and much better then the "adults" on here.
18+ considers you as an "adult"
I consider it teenager. So if you're going the same as me, then I see.
But like I said, I haven't met an adult, that is in my book 21+, lives by him/herself, supports him/herself that speaks that way.

So your argument could be invalid.

Russian

 

Well, most of the 'slang' is picked up from internet itself, games, etc. So don't be surprised to see that around here too, lol.

 

Argument* Speak*

I don't understand how you manage to spell such words incorrectly, especially when spell check is implemented.

 

l3ut it m@k3s m3 f331 s0 133t sp3lling like a fucking retarted monkey..... btw thats sarcasim....

 

Sarcasm*

It's embarrassing that you can't even spell sarcasm. Why are there so many cretins here?

 

Chances are, if they are actual adults typing like that over the internet, they're doing it on purpose as a joke or some shit. It's the few 10-13 year olds who use this forum that type like that, since it's their first forum and whatnot, and they don't really give a fuck about grammar.

Not saying all 13 year old kids type like that, either. (because I know some 12 year old will reply to this saying how they're 13 and use perfect grammar).

 

Not entirely sure why it matters how people convey their thoughts. If people want to be lazy, leave them to it. Not like it harms you.

 

Especially when I could care less where spell check is, and especially when I'm writing 10 different things, along with work, and along with talking to people over the phone, I would say it's not that bad of a spelling incident.

I don't know? Who asked you to come in here and pick at everyone?

^Exactly!

Russian

 

Couldn't care less* You make no sense.

Don't try to make excuses. You spelt the word wrong simply because you didn't know the proper spelling.

I'm not "picking at" anyone. (which makes no sense by the way)

 

Who are you to "correct" this man's degree of caring on the matter? Maybe he actually could care a great deal more about this.

 

If you learnt how to read, you would see he was referring to the spell checking feature.

 

Oh no, I see that. Why are you so sure that he meant to say he couldn't care less? All I'm saying is that he indeed could of actually meant what he typed in saying he could care less about where the spell checker is.

 

Could have*

Don't attempt to address me if you cannot type a reply which does not contain such a simple fallacy.

The idea you are proposing makes no sense whatsoever. If he could care less why wouldn't he care less? You seem to be unable to apply basic logic to this situation.

 

^ LOL

No. COULD care less.
Because I do have SOME interest, not none.
It IS possible for me to have LESS interest in the subject, if I did, I wouldn't be writing to your smart ass right now.
That's why I'm spelling normally.

And you are "picking" at people.
"Pick" - The act of choosing/To select from a group or select from something.
You're choosing to correct peoples posts, and choosing the people to do it to.
Who cares what they spell and how they spelled it.
Does it harm you?
Does it give you joy correcting people?
Go correct Google, or go correct papers for school or something.
Nobody cares how you spell on the internet!

And from viewing your past posts, you're no damn angel either, so cut the bullshit, and move on with your life.
You think your hard picking on other peoples posts?
Good Job. You just gained one internet gangster point!
+1

I can mail you a cookie if you want?

Russian

 

Well if half the people here are 5 year olds, and the other half are no-life adults, what are you?

And of all the forums ive been on sythe.org has some of the most elaborate speaking people. Of course there are a few idiots who can't spell the word "dog". But that is unavoidable.

Anyways, this isn't the place to complain about it, if you don't like it simply leave.

 

Typing*

People's*

You're*

You made a mistake and are attempting to use someone else's post to make yourself seem correct in this situation. Had he not posted you would not have made this reply.

I have no doubt or regrets in saying that you are a poorly educated ignoramus. I wish you the best of luck when attempting to find a minimum wage job.

 

All I'm arguing that it is indeed possible for him to care less about this situation.

Either way, 10/10 excellent troll.

 

It is also possible for a bearded man to knock at your door using his gluteus maximus, but what is the probability that this will happen?

 

You're a MORON!
I was typing all of this and writing a PM to somebody, smartass!
Don't judge other people when you don't know them!

And minimum wage?
Awesome, considering I RUN a business.
I make $20,000 a MONTH... and you're the one telling me to get a job?

See, this guy judges people for nothing.
I drive a $50,000 Mercedes Benz that I purchased MYSELF under my name, you want paper work? I can prove it.
What do you do? Sit and troll on people on the forums?
How much do you get paid? 0.05 cents a word?
I can write more if you like?
Cause technically a book is typed... yet it is WRITTEN by an author....
So this is WRITTEN by me, typed on the computer....

^+1