Drug test in 2 HOURS!

It depends what drugs have you usen. I personally have been at the same spot. The good thing on my point was that I used cannabis, and I ate like 30 citruses and drunk a loads of sugarwater.

 

I <3 it with orange juice =)

 

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Even if the line is faint, it's still considered passing. A whizzinator is the way to go. If you don't know what that is, it's just synthetic urine that has a heating pad. Some are just bottles and there are also belts that wraps around your waist with a tube in it.

 

They say not to do any exercises some how that keeps the thc in your fat cells longer.

 

just kill yourself its the only way o.o

Infracted.

 

May I ask, When you find a new job, Do they drug test you on the spot, or do you have 24 hours to go to get yourself tested? I can test negative in under 30 minutes. Try making an IV as I mentioned.

 

You WILL pass if you saw a faint line. Also, if you have any army questions, feel free to ask me. I've been in for 3+ years.

Actually exercising to remove THC from your fat is a great idea. You are referring to exercising 2-3 days before the drug test, This releases a lot of the burnt fat into your blood and urine, which may trigger a positive result.

 

horrible idea. a home made iv is just a bad idea in general.

 

Well, I haven't personally made one. My sister, who is a Dr. has bought a couple supplies for it, And let the 2 liters of water clean me through. It did not hurt at all. Drug-Free.

 

You put two liters of water in your bloodstream? I feel like that would kill you. Please explain in full?

 

Well, more like a Liter I believe. My Dr... Aka my sister....

Have you ever watched " Shooter " with Mark Wahlberg. He made one for the bullet that hit him. It was sort of like that.

 

Hey......so uhhh did you pass?

 

trust me,they can and they will discover it,ttrust me my friend got screwed and they kicked him off army premenatly.

 

I haven't gotten my results back yet (no news is good news). I've been in the Army for about 3.5 years, so no, I'm not just trying to get through MEPS. I get tested once annually, what are the chances of me doing ecstasy once, and having a test on that Tuesday lol? They say it's supposed to be out in 2-4 days. I hope I make it :\. Every time my phone rings my heart starts racing, just waiting for "the call".

 

Yeaaaaa....If you get called into the commanders office, then you already know what's up

 

Mate, 2.5 days is plenty for most pills/amphetamines.. Also if you want to smoke weed try kronic or spice.

I take pills an coke every now and then and get randomly tested at my job an never been busted, 2 days is enough for me an I am exactly same size an ages (77-80kg and 21 years old) just pump a fuck load of water before the test and also make sure you piss atleast once after you wake up as the first piss holds the most info.

 

A drop of pure water into your bloodstream will kill you instantly.

 

Ok that makes me feel a bit better lol. I really hope I pass it :\. And yeah, spice is what I usually do.

343 brothers: Like I said, every time my phone rings I panic lol. My friend just called me saying he heard the NCO's talking about me popping hot, he was jk though :\. Scared the shit out of me..

 

dude if your blowin coke or doing a ton of drugs in the military i hope you failed the drug test. Really we gotta hold ourselves to a higher standard. if its a one time thing and you just messed up, then best of luck and hope you learned from it though.