ll ummhey quitting RS ll chirstmas cracker giveaway

I want a Christmas cracker because... I'v been playing runescape on and off since 2004 and never had over 11 mill PLUS- Its a god dam sexy item and you can't blame me for wanting it

Much love Simon xxxxxxxx

PS: I'd love you forever (no homo)

 

Just give it to me

Why? Because I'm awesome.

 

I want it so I can sell for $$$ .. At least I'm being honest.

 

I'd like a Christmas cracker because I'm the absolute most unimpressive level 129 there is. I have an 8m bank at 129 because most of the gold I've received has been given out as gifts to my friends who need it more. If you donate the cracker to me I will ensure that the money from it is used in the absolute most productive way possible. I will support my friends with the money, support myself and get up my skills (only 1700~ total.)

I've been playing on and off for 5 years and this would be my first rare ever, and I'd like the opportunity to have some money for once.

 

I would absolutely love to have a Christmas Cracker. Who wouldn't? I didn't even know these were still around ;P

 

I want a Christmas Cracker as I am a filthy Jew and I am not gonna lie, I want to be the richest cunt going around and just troll noobs on rs. Making them jelly.

 

I would love to have a christmas cracker because honestly... I've never even had over 50m to be honest and my economy stinks, I would really love to be able to wear or have some of the cool stuff that are available. I'm a bad pker so I play runescape for the quests and the other stuff but with a under 50m gp limit I can't do much at all.

 

I want a cristmas cracker so I can sell it for cash and buy my first car

 

i want the christmas cracker because im white and i was born in december so in theory we are the same im a christmas cracker! so it should be mine !

 

o0o a Christmas Cracker :O

Well i would like it for the same reason as everyone else, i <3 pixels

 

oh my geee! HES GIVING AWAY A CHRISTMAS CRACKER! I want it because it can fund my drug habit! christmas crackers hurt my ears!

 

I would like to get your Christmas Cracker becouse I've never had loads of money in RS. I hear people telling that they have over 1B and stuff, but most I've ever owned is 20m. I would really shit the crap out of me if I get this Christmas Cracker (I'm also going to have fletching 99 in few days, first 99 EVER on my runescape career)

 

if you give it to me i swear you'll marry a big titted wife and have four beautiful blond haired children who will grow up to be noble prize winners

 

If you give it to me I'll love you forever.

 

I want a Christmas Cracker simply because I want to be rich in RS!

 

I would love a christmas cracker so i can sell for irl gp's and then buy a new car for my grandparents, who cant afford to re-service theres and hence now have to rely on public transport. No joke :/

 

I want a Christmas cracker because I like to party! (Hot Rod reference) But seriously I would love it just so I can get a white party hat!

 

sure ill bite. you should give it to me since im one of the older sythe members

 

i want a christmas cracker because I've always been broke on rs

 

I want a christmas cracker because I would like to have it.