What Would You Do If Your Home Was Being Broken Into?

parents are diplomats and we have a personal security detail 24/7. Father does not allow firearms inside our house. But its pretty safe. Doubt anyone could break in, take out the PSO etc.

 

Grab this 3 foot long, one inch thick wooden rod I have. That mother fucker would mess somebody up

 

I have a child in my home. I would murder them or the one.

 

Beat em up, rape em hard and call the cops! In that order

 

I have a small knife on my bookshelf in my room I have from many years ago when I went to a month-long sleepaway camp. (for fletching! )

But yeah, I'd take that and slicendice.

 

LOve how you all act cool. I got a pair of scissors, 3 protractor triangles(to throw) and 2 cans full of deo. I'd hide in my room, call cops, try to down one and hide again.

 

I'm pretty husky so I would just call the cops and then try and sneak up on him.

 

Well I am trying to get my mom to let me get a .22 and I believe I can because my step dad is a hunter and my mom gave my sister her house so now we live with our step dad and he has lots of guns around the house

 

Grab my rifle and assume the prone position, haha.

 

I just ment when he opens my bedroom door (If he was planning to rob it which would be smart because I have my laptop, xbox, ipod, tv, pocket knives ect) I would probably whack him in the shoulder with a machete, or use my lava lamp because the glass top is pretty heavy, about 3 pounds and I bet it would knock him out. If not I would punch him in the head 2 or 3 times before he could turn around.

 

I have a broken handgun in my room. If someone broke in, I'd attempt to scare them off, and if that didn't work, I'd try to get as close as I could and pistol whip them. :>

 

I have a nice 34 inches baseball bat. Will hide behind a door and when he passes by, will swing the shit out of it.

 

I would jump out the window, lmao. My house has been robbed while on vacation before, 47” VIZIO stolen.

 

34 inches wut

 

I wouldn't do anything, I don't really care whatever they take, I think insurance covers robberies

 

I would run to my daughters room and hide behind the door with whatever I could get my hands on. (I need to invest in a gun)

 

I would barricade myself into my room, take the fetal position and rock back and forth sobbing. I would be whispering to myself Pplease go away, please go away, please go away", with my eyes closed and tears dripping down my face, hugging blue bear, my teddy..

As the burglars go to leave, I accidentally rip a fart from almost shitting myself in fear and they turn around and burst into my door..

TBC..

 

Calm down there Napoleon Dynamite.

I would pull out my .45 glock and shoot the guy. And then BM with a crouch hump.

 

grab my cell phone, my baseball bat, lock myself in the bathroom. then of course call the police and wait. but if my family was there, it might be possible i might just dummy his shit with my bat.

 

The laws are vague on this type of thing....Personally I'd fuck them up...but they could then turn around a sue me! Yeah, its true, they can...