Those OMFG moments!

i want to share your experiences, i have had a few of these moments.

1:

i was walking to school and some girl was walking her dog in the rain, her white shirt wen completely see through and i could see her tits. i was like 13 at the time so i was like OMGWTFBONER XD

2:

i was sitting in maths reading my pokemon book under the desk (because im a fucking legend?) and the kid next to me jsut randomly vomits all over his desk?

what are some experiences like that you guys have had?

 

1: well this year during pe/weights some kid came in wearing just a pair of boxers which was really kind of disturbing

 

nah man im talking like omg i can see his dick kinda WTF moments

 

My puppy pissed on my lap, lol...

I missed my bus, so I had to walk to school 2 hours walk + it was raining like a mother fucker FML.

 

True Story, this is what got me into MMA.

My first fight, i unloaded on the guy he hit me once in the face, the fight lasted 10 seconds...the security guard next day comes to me adn says u broke his cheek bone and nose, fractured his jaw...if i hadnt stopped the fight you mighta killed him...i was like omfg wtf born fighter bro lets get into MMA

 

One day I was going for a casual burp but it turned out to be vomit. It didn't taste very nice.

 

LFMAOOOO hahaha thats like accidentally sharting..hahhaa

 

Wow >_<


One time I was skateboarding and I saw a dog humping another dog in clear daylight on a house across our pool and I just stared like WTF! for seconds on time and remember hitting the edge of the sidewalk and falling down. I still looked up because I thought I was dreaming rofl

 

Today saw a guy Get so Close to Hitting another car - I mean REAL close , after the guy left a group of 3 uni students wrote on his Car Learn To PARK without hitting other things. - Then this hot ass chick came over to the car and Fully Spazzed out at the writing on HER CAR! OMFG the grilling she gave her Boyfriend Was Funny as hell!

 

1) first year of high school, during social studies our teacher put on one of those documentarys on the big screen. it was supposed to be a chill day, you know watch a boring movie no work that kinda day. in my old school we had rooms with no windows so when we put on videos and turned off the light nothing can be see besides the video since its the only light source but anyways the teacher stands up and walks to the back of the room bcuz he herd a sound and what he found.. to this day still amazes me. one of the students had turned on a computer and faced the monitor towards the back wall while at the same time dimmed the brightness, he was wanking it to some hentai(anime xxx)

yes... ttly messed up... WTFIJSHFD(wtf i just saw his fkin dik)

 

During 8th grade (I'm now a sophomore) we were in the athletics hallway, and this one guy came over and pushed another kid on the ground and proceeded to try to fart on him, but then shat his pants. It was terrible, it was diarrhea, in chunks.. It just ran down his leg, and then he ran to the bathroom. It was great. Also, I was in like 1st or 2nd grade and we just came in from the playground, we all got drinks from the water fountain, and went back into the classroom and then the kid that sat next to me just puked ALL OVER THE PLACE. It got on my homework and shit.. It was terrible.

 

Seeing my arm at the second it broke wasn't very nice.

 

That's it im doing mma.

 

I was like 8 and I saw these two dudes fighting, I was riding my bike, and was going pretty fast, so yeah I turned to watch the two "big kids" fight, next thing I know, I hit a street lamp pole and was on the ground crying.

 

LOL!!!

 

Something like this happened to me when i was 12, i was just riding my bike going to home from school, and i was staring at the ground.
Suddenly i hit a still standing care, and immeditately a guy jumps out and screams ''HEY YOU!''.
So i tried to escape, and hitted another car, but he didn't got me.

 

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