Never ending rap [MiniRanks]

Haha! Man you smell like poo
And your rhymes do too
just quit the embarrassment

 

I'm tired of all these nobodies coming in and trying to rap in this segment
For a moment you thought you belonged here, but your judgment was wrong, bitch you belong in the basement
Get out of my thread and stop posting shitty lyrics

 

no, i will post more shitty lyrics
and u take fifty queer dicks
faggot

 

Attention! Maggot!
That's right, you're in my boot camp, and I won't have it!
Ron Paul for president? Umadbecauseofobamabro?

 

Ive blown up this spot worst than osamas hoes,
Give people more swelling and ship shaping than lama bones.
I own and won this fun im gone to post more crap.

 

This kid obviously doesn't know the meaning of rap
Everything he says just sounds like Snoopy's teacher, "WAP WAP WAP".
Golf Wang. Free Earl.

 

Swirl, Girl, Twirl, Unfurl.
I dont know. Fuck. Plural.
Urinal

 

Damn, some chicken sounds good, I think I'll call up the Colonel
Sanders that is, the one who's designing your funeral O_O
Abra cadabra.

 

abra cadabra poof be gone
i sit back and take a puff from my bong

 

Read the rules, bitch.

His bong is almost the size of my shlong
He's got one of those triple chamber tree perk bongs
Smokin on that purple erple alaskin thunderfuck

 

I remember when all the good guys first started rappin'. All of 'em would raise their own havocs.
But now it's just filled with fools who aren't even worthy of suckin' my dick. Hell, kid, I wouldn't even let you lick.
I think I'mma lay off rhymin' for a while, 'cause you kids would just keep wastin' my valuable time.

 

i will go suck on a lime
my favorite pokemon is mr. mime
mexicans

 

You like mr mime? I like Flex-I-can,
Yea, I nicknamed my Machamp son, You probably have a pelipper, cause only fags use Pelicans.
Orange

 

Bitch, you think I can't rhyme that word? I'll slam your head inside a door hinge.
After I'm done smokin' bud I'll go plant some sporange.
Sporange is a fucking plant that's very rare to find!

 

These rapes suck, it's like your all blind,
You know your suppose to look at the last 2 lines?
It's like you just jot down whatever you think of..

 

Everything I spit, comes straight from above
I treat the rap game like it's brotherly love
Next time you flow, don't st st st stutter.

 

St..st..stutter? My lyrics run as smooth as a plate full of butter,
You won't see any mistakes, execpt that one night wit your mother,
Hopefully someone can actually give me a challenge..

 

Sporange aint a word nigga, are you blind?
Looking for legit gold sellers but i cant find.
Fliggas!


EDIT: Couple people posted before i posted so if it dont rhyme with the above my bad.

 

I'm not blind, you think I'm only gettin bigga
Sporange is a word, it just can't be comprehended by one of these niggas
You bringin your little role playin games into this thread?

 

If you bring in those games, then I'll shoot you in yo head,
You won't know what hit yah, you'll just wake up and be dead,
And no one will care, even your mama won't say a thing,