ZOMG I needs some help

So just now my parents walked in on me beating off, or to be technical masturbating. The light were turned off so i wasn't exactly sure if they saw me or how long they were standing there, but when i get up tommorrow, Theyre gonna say something to me, what should i say?

 

Nothing, pretend it never happened. It's a "natural" thing as your parents would typically say, and they wouldn't ask you about it if they knew you would be really embarrassed.
I know you think they'll think of you differently now, but it's really not the case.

 

That's awkward as fuck. Haha never happened to me thankfully. But If it did I would just try not to bring it up and pretend it never happened

 

No, don't say anything at all. It's not the fact that they seen you, it's the fact that they heard you and entered the room to see what the noise was. Next time wait until everyone is sleeping or out of the house to do this and it'll be less embarrassing.

Every teen masturbates your parents will be understanding but they'll just most likely laugh about it among them selves.

 

I did it 11:30 at night, they goto bed at 9 so i thought....

 

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Just pretend it didnt happen bro. no worries. parents can understand somethings

 

Then you were doing it to loud and they were curious as to what the noise was. Don't do it in bed, or under the covers. Best place to do this would be sitting up in a chair like your computer desk or on your bed because you'll be making less noise.

 

Your parents were teenagers at some point too and I'm sure they won't bring it up because It would be just as awkward for them. You haven't done anything wrong and I highly doubt they will say anything.

 

Your comment isn't useful either.
Rebecca Black is trying to help other people, and the advice was pretty good, so scram.


Ontopic: Try not to say anything, if they start talking to you about it just nod. Could make it a lot weirder if you say the wrong thing.

 

Just pretend nothing happened haha. All I can say, Rebecca's right, they were teenagers at one point and probably won't say anything. I doubt they want to make it awkward for you anyways.

 

So uh.. I'm still alive, so thats good, and my parents haven't talked to me yet. So I'm happy, and you guys got me through this and my other friend said that his parents caught him and he wasn't aloud on the computer for like half a year. and this morning my dad asked me "how i slept", i was about to fall out my chair.

 

What.. the.. fuck.. your friend was punished for masturbating? Or for looking at porn which he shouldn't have been..?

 

Im glad you made it through the night and its good they didn't say anything. I feel sorry for your friend, if you were looking at porn then yeah maybe parents would punish you, eather way its strict as hell :S.

 

It was probably a family-shared computer.

 

Yeah he has 2 little brothers, and a sister

 

Yeah, my parents have walked in on me as well but, the worst they can do is ask why you were doing it and/or tell you not to do it. There isn't really any way to avoid awkwardness if it does happen, so you've pretty much just got to suck it up :l

 

Parents caught me doing it made a few passing comments/jokes but its natural dont worry about it.

 

Holy lol it would be VERY imberassing if I got caught what has happened?

 

I got caught once too. I was on my computer seeing the vid, and than heard my mom woke up I closed it and accidentally clicked enter and the vid started again. She asked me what I was doing lol.

 

It's not like it's a crime. Perfectly natural, don't worry about it. I'm sure your dad understands perfectly.