Ways to quickly relieve stress?

I should not smoke weed right now.. So please tell me a few legal ways of quickly relieving stress and I'll give them a shot. I've had someone suggest cigarettes, but I've never really smoked those before and would not know what to start with.


Please stop suggesting masturbation.

 

Masturbate.

 

If you're just trying cigarettes for the first time, I'd recommend Camel 99s as they're pretty smooth. However, I wouldn't recommend them.

If you want to relieve stress, (completely honest opinions,) I'd try sex/masturbating.

If you're able to have a private place to do this, crying is usually the quickest stress relief.

Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXaoj4PkES8 if you listen to that with headphones on and concentrate on it, that should help.

Good luck man, I'm here if you need to talk about anything.

 

I'd recommend just going out for a jog, or a nice workout.

 

Eat desserts

Stressed read backwards is desserts

 

Mixed Martial Arts....Nuff said.

 

Pick a few of your favorite things in life, and do the ones that are the easiest to access in your current state of mind. Smoking is a disgusting habit and you'll just end up spending more money a month on a addiction that is just slowing decaying your life away.

Maybe a bubble bath, some wine and relaxing music.

 

jack off. punch a baby. kill a baby. punch a wall. head butt a wall. shoot a baby.

 

Seriously don't start smoking cigarettes because someone said it will relieve stress. Those are addicting. Weed is a different story. But since you said legal, try going for a nice bike. Not through a neighborhood, but through more of a woods-trail like thing. Relax and enjoy your surroundings. Usually works for me.

 

smoking is sexy ur a fagget go outside and learn to live laufgh smoke

 

If you like Gangsta Rap (Which I do) - I blast one of the good remixes that I know....gets me all up and hyper, lol.

 

smoookeeee weeddddd smoookeee weeeeed

 

A hot bath works magic when you're tense. Just lay back and relax in the tub for a while. Anything mellow like that really works. You could also lie down on the couch or the bed, and put on some nice music on the stereo. Taking a nap works as well.

 

Thanks everyone for the suggestions. I talked it over with a friend and she suggested some of her favorite cigarette brands and I might try those if nothing else works out for me.

My friend says Camels are disgusting, and you did just recommend them.

Sex.. I would right now but things didn't work out with my most recent bf so I'm single again and I'm not into 1 night stands.

 

I wouldn't recommend cigarettes :\
You'd be doing yourself more harm than good, and the buzz doesn't really last wrong. If you're gonna smoke, I'd choose weed over cigs for sure

 

Kill/rape someone

 

First thing I thought when I read this topic title was "smoke weed!". But since you can't do that I'd recommend exercising or masturbating

 

Exercise is always a great way to relieve stress of course. Also since you can't smoke weed, you can always smoke legals. There are tons of different brands around where I live and I've been quite surprised by how similar their effects are to weed. If you have any smoke shops around you, then go there and ask what they would recommend.

Camel 99 Filters are probably the harshest cigarettes for you out there. I started smoking them a long time ago when they were 2 for the price of 1 and I was coughing up blood 2 months later. Over the last 7 years that I've been smoking, I find that 99's are the only cigarette that I can turn down. My friend smokes them and it's always driven me crazy. They're expensive too.

 

Cigarretes are good idea

 

trying watching youtube videos that make you laugh or listen to music you enjoy.