Gurt and Gohan

x339 · Aug 5, 2011

wtf...

[16:25] <+gohan> Gurt
[16:25] <+gohan> Can I tell you something?
[16:25] <+Gurt> Sure
[16:25] <+gohan> I love you man
[16:25] <+Gurt> You too.
[16:25] <&Redbarf> lol
[16:25] <+gohan> I feel like... If I was a little girl
[16:25] <+gohan> I'd cuddle with you
[16:25] <+Gurt> oh my god
[16:25] <+Gurt> if you were
[16:25] <+Gurt> I'd cuddle you so hard
[16:25] <+gohan> You wouldn't even have to get me drunk
[16:26] <+gohan> Thanks, I appreciate that
[16:26] <+HHN|Shower> gohan
[16:26] <+Gurt> and you'd be my lil sis

[16:30] <+gohan> Gurt
[16:30] <+gohan> Can I dress up as a little girl for you?
[16:30] <+gohan> Then have you take me to the movies
[16:30] <&Redbarf> lol gohan
[16:30] <+gohan> And have your way with me in the back where no one can see
[16:31] <+gohan> Then have you pull on my pigtails
[16:31] <+Gurt> Of course. Even dinners, sleepovers, ANYTHING you want.
[16:31] <+x339> you guys scare me sometimes.
[16:31] <+Gurt> I would even shave you.
[16:31] <+gohan> I'm not Bi man, I just love a good time
[16:31] <+gohan> Shave me? What would there be to shave baby?
[16:31] <+gohan> I'm talkin 5 year olds
[16:31] <+Gurt> Okay then. You can shave me.
[16:31] <&Wulfspade1> Lol
[16:32] <+gohan> Can I shave you with a lollipop in my mouth?
[16:32] <+gohan> While you sing to me?
[16:32] <+gohan> And by lollipop I mean your cock
[16:32] <+Gurt> Yes, my little Gohan. I'll sing my favourite song too.

[16:32] <+gohan> Then it's a date
[16:33] <+Gurt> A date of a lifetime.
[16:33] <+gohan> I'd like that.
[16:33] <+Gurt> Gurt and Gohan sitting on a tree
[16:33] <+Gurt> F U C K I N G

Gurtaton · Aug 5, 2011

A Hahanerd Production. Sponsored by Gurt and Gohan Ltd.

Gohan, I remember back awhile when I first met your ass
I saw you in T.inychat that time you were harassing everyone with your ass
You wore lipstick too and your mom's bra
I was like, damn, Hahanerd look at what you just saw
I doubted it, but then I said hell naw, what I saw was Gohan all raw
Many people loved you though
But you were just everyone's ho
That was until you got Sythe.org Moderator
You got 10K posts and then you got yourself a hater
Mr. Pen the admin deleted your post count
You raged and requested a ban on your account
Then you came back a few days later
You spammed some more so I called you my #1 masturbater
All of a sudden though, you stopped talking to me
I started crying, but you couldn't see
You caused so much trouble and upsetted many
Then somewhere between that I called you a fat cow
I was just joking until you showed me pisao
We laughed all day and night
Then you blinded my sight
Your heart filled with hatred and you left Sythe.org
The Spam Forum fell apart and I got bored
Now you're bitching about how I didn't write you a rap
Here, take this piece of shit rap and tell me how you enjoyed this crap
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DG4L · Aug 5, 2011

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