2025 Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon Ends: 11/30 9PM EST

This is not an officially sanctioned CDT Event.




First Place: $125
Second Place: $50
Third Place: $25





Oh no! The Sythe Turkey has been up to no good!
Help him get off this platter and be pardoned!



It is up to you to create their back story and then the pardon request.
Your Turkey needs to break enough rules to get them banned and/or DNT'ed.
Your turkey can not just scam one user, use your imagination and make them have a long list of offences.
Once you have gotten your Turkey into enough trouble create their pardon request.
You will need to ensure that your Turkey should be set free and allow to return and not forever banned.

#1: You need to write up both a list and/or story for what your Turkey did.
#2: You will need to write up your Turkeys pardon (does not have to follow official pardon request format).
#3: You create graphics to represent your Turkey (AI is allowed. Does not have to match the turkey above).




Your Turkeys name can not represent any user on this platform.
No offensive names, slurs or racism will be accepted (yes I get this is in the spam forums, If you do not want to win any prize then go crazy).
Only one submission per user will be accepted (you may edit yours all the way up till the close date. Any edit after that date will result in a disqualification of the entry).
Any one caught copy paste there submission will be disqualified (that means do not steal someone's and change a couple words. Make your own).




The top ten entries will be chosen by CDT and Staff members who would like to vote on them (as this is not an officially sanctioned CDT event).
The top ten entries will be posted to be voted on by the community to choose the top 3 winners (any ties will be publicly rolled to determine the tie).
Once public community voting has concluded (7 calendar days long) the results will be posted on this thread and winners contacted for the prizes.
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The Chaotic Life & Crimes of FMB Gay Turkey

I. RAP SHEET OF FMB GAY TURKEY

A list of every known (and unknown) crime this turkey committed — all 100% unsafe for any civilized bird society.
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1. Multi-accounting so hard he forgot his own alts existed

Created:

Claims he “forgot about them.”
Used them all within 3 minutes of each other.

2. Recovered an account he sold because he “thought the buyer had a virus”

Buyer: “Can I have the account I paid for?”
FMB Gay Turkey: “No bro your feathers looked suspicious.”

Recovered it anyway.

3. Faked being busy "driving" to stall and cook up an excuse
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“Driving rn will reply shortly.”

4. Took payment, dipped, returned a year later like nothing happened

Walked back into the forums like:
“hey guys what did i miss ”
Everyone: “the refund, bitch.”

5. Tried joining the Turkey CDT to fix his image

Somehow got accepted.
Did zero work.
But posted 184 times per day in off-topic and discord begging for attention.

6. Held a fake giveaway

Prize: 50m OSRS
Actual prize: A Google Form that collected emails and nothing else.

7. Made a vouch thread where 90% of vouches came from his own alts

Reviewer: “These look suspicious.”
FMB Gay Turkey: “No they’re my cousins.”
Investigation: He does not have cousins.

8. Accused the buyer of lying… then admitted everything in the same paragraph

II. THE OFFICIAL STORY OF FMB GAY TURKEY
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A dramatic recounting of his downfall

FMB Gay Turkey was hatched in the deep dumpsters behind a KFC, destined for chaos from day one. He joined the marketplace with zero legitimacy, infinite ego, and no awareness of how anything worked.

He bought an account from a real turkey (the original owner), emailed him demanding “all the info,” then turned around and sold that same account 45 minutes later.

The buyer was thrilled — until the account vanished into poultry limbo.

FMB Gay Turkey responded:

“idk bro maybe ur computer sick or sum.”

Then he vanished, like a feather in the wind.

One year later he strutted back into town, suddenly a “$100 Donor,” acting like he didn’t ghost a whole report.

When confronted, he gave the legendary line:

“Driving rn.”

He was driving for so long he crossed 14 time zones and 3 continents.

Eventually, after ignoring 17 moderator pings, pretending not to see DMs, and lying about repayment, he got DNT’d, banned, exposed, roasted, flambéed, and used as stuffing practice.

But even after all that, he applied to join the Turkey CDT, and somehow — through cosmic comedy — got accepted.

To this day, witnesses swear his gobbling echoes through the forums begging for attention.
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III. FMB GAY TURKEY’S PARDON REQUEST

(The most pathetic plea for mercy ever submitted)
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Dear Esteemed Turkey Tribunal & Moderation Coop,

My name is FMB Gay Turkey, and I am here today to seek forgiveness for my “mistakes,” which some of you have unfairly described as:​

• repeated scanning
• ban evasion
• account recovery fraud
• harassment
• attention addiction
• emotional feather damage to the community
• “driving for 2 years straight”

After being banned, something hit me.
Maybe it was guilt, maybe lack of attention

Regardless, I realize now that recovering accounts, lying, ghosting buyers, and using seven alt accounts named after variations of my own name might not have been the best look.

I also want to address the claim that I scanned one user.
This is not true.

I scanned multiple.
(But I only got caught for one, which I feel should count for something.)

I acknowledge that some of my actions were “not ideal.”
Such as:​

• promising repayment and disappearing
• joining CDT to look innocent
• self-vouching
• blaming victims for “viruses”
• sending mods pictures of Google highways claiming I was “busy driving atm”

But I have changed and I now understand that:​

• Scanning is wrong
• Lying is bad
• Ghosting repayment plans is frowned upon
• Making 14 alts is suspicious
• And driving for 19 months is impossible

I am ready to rejoin society as a reformed bird.

I promise to:​

• Give back to the community
• Not scan again
• Stop DM’ing staff at 3 AM
• Actually complete CDT tasks
• And keep my gobbling respectful

Please let me return. I miss the marketplace. I miss the attention. I miss pretending to be busy.

In conclusion, please consider this my official pardon request.
I am deeply sorry for the chaos I caused.
I promise to do better.


Respectfully,
FMB Gay Turkey
Former menace, future attention whore​

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Yo Sythe legends,It’s FentMeBB, the $5 hand-trainer who became the biggest recovery goblin in OSRS history.I stole over a thousand accounts because $5 x 1,000 orders = just enough daily fent money. I’m not gonna sit here and lie and say I feel good about it. I don’t. I’m 94 days clean today, living in Vietnam, working 10-hour factory shifts making $9 a day now (ironic, innit).Already paid back 47 victims I could still find (~$4,800 sent, receipts in Imgur if staff want). The rest are welcome to come forward.I know I’m the most cooked turkey in the coop, but if the pardon is about second chances for absolute degenerates who hit rock bottom in front of the entire site, let this feathered crackhead lurk again.I’ll accept whatever permanent TWC
No worker section ever again
No login to any user account for life
Monthly timestamped turkey pics from Vietnam proving I’m still breathing and clean

Just let me read the forums and laugh at minirank threads again man, I miss you degenerates.94 days clean and counting.
One cluck for the $5 scammer who lost everything.Please pardon the most flammable bird on Sythe this year


List of off previous my offences:​

• Took 1,000+ orders at exactly $5 each via PayPal F&F / crypto / bonds
• Logged in, trained 2–20 hours so account looked “in progress”, then changed pass + email + bank PIN
• Sold the hijacked accounts on recovery markets for $50–$300 each (average $5 → $120 profit per account)
• Kept a public Trello titled “$5 queue” so victims could watch their account slowly get stolen in real time
• Made 41 alt accounts (FentMeBBv2, FentMeBBalt, FentServices, etc.)
• Total damage: ~1,050 accounts recovered, ~$180k–$250k real-world value stolen, but victims only ever paid $5 each so nobody bothered disputing
• Final straw: June 2025 I was on my last 2$, and I needed 3$ more, So i made a post in the dice lounge that I'm dicing 3$, and scammed the user for my last dose of fent.

 

The Tragic, Chaotic Saga of Zenny-D the Turkey
(No relation to any specific user)​

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The Offense List & Story​

Zenny-D the Turkey wasn’t always Sythe’s most notorious feathered menace.
He started out as a harmless, slightly confused bird who wandered onto Sythe.org trying to “sell premium garbage.” But from there? Things spiraled. Hard.

• Thread-spamming every market section

• Running a GFX service despite having negative design ability
  
  
• Overpricing literally everything

• Scamming not one, but an entire flock of users
  
  
• Plagiarizing graphics from real designer

• Receiving “vouches” from his own alt accounts
  
  
• Running a scam Turkey-swap feed service
  
  
• Performing an exit scam worth thousands

The Story (The Long Descent Into Turkey Madness)​

Zenny-D arrived on Sythe with dreams of “making it big.” Unfortunately, he interpreted that as “enter every market section at once and be a parasite.”

Eventually, his “grand final exit scam” involved ripping off TurkeyCoin crypto and currency swaps, selling very "affordable" accounts, and fleeing the marketplace in a cloud of loose feathers.

It was the most avoidable scam in Sythe history… yet still dozens of users fell for it.​

Dear Sythe Community,

I, Zenny-D the Turkey, humbly submit this request for pardon.

I fully acknowledge the chaos, spam, deception, and culinary-level disappointment I caused during my time on the platform. My decisions — from the poorly made GFX, to the overpriced corn-scented colognes, to the unfortunate exit scam that left feathers everywhere — were irresponsible, dishonest, and unbecoming of a turkey seeking digital marketplace success.

 

Backstory & Offense List
TurkSCANistan hatched in late 2015, allegedly inside a neglected chicken coop just outside Lumbridge. He claims his first words were “Selling 07 gold cheap.” From that moment on, he was destined for wrongdoing.

He registered on sythe with allegedly his true birthdate of Jan 1, 1901 and immediately donated $300, and then continued on to flooding every market section with multiple topics. Moderators handed out infractions, and he told them to "GO GET CLUCKED". Subsequently leading to a 1 week ban.

The Spam forum ruling class appealed for his freedom. "Free the turk" they said.

Soon enough, he was unbanned once again. He immediately purchased an autobumper to ensure his presence was noted in every section.

His new avatar was the following:



He committed a catalogue of offences long enough to fill a KFC menu.

Offence List (Condensed… but still absurd):

1. Serial Ban Evasion

Evaded bans under 14 different poultry-themed aliases, including:

• FeatherFlicker
• GobbleGP
• Drumstick_Dropper
• NotATurkeyIPromise
• FeatherVPN
• FeatherServices

2. RSGP Scams (Multiple Cases)

• Scammed 37m 07 from one user, claiming it was a “Thanksgiving tax.”
• Scammed 3m 07 for a bond in 2018
• Sold “hand-trained” accounts that were actually botted on a cracked client from 2009.
• Ran a “Black Friday Feather Giveaway” where he “gave away” 100m — but entrants had to “deposit collateral,” which he promptly disappeared with.

3. Account Recovery Abuse

Bought 4 ironman accounts, trained them to 99 Cooking (obviously), then recovered all of them back because “the ovens were too hot and he needed compensation.”

4. Offsite Mischief

• Caught advertising his “VIP RSGP Rates” on a RuneLite plugin that was 110% malware.
• Made a Telegram channel called TurkSCANistan’s Trusted Trade Post where he doxxed his own buyers to “prove transparency.”
• Posted a direct download link in the private server section to UgotClucked.jar

5. Attempted Staff Impersonation

Made a fake Discord profile of a Sythe mod, but misspelled the username as “M0d"


6. General Menace Activity

Spammed disputes with "get rekt mother cluckers!"

Tried to run a middleman service but kept insisting both the buyer and seller traded an imposter.

Argued with the Spam forum ruling class and claimed they stressed him out so much his feathers fell out.

7. The Final Straw: The Great Pumpkin Heist

Hosted an “RS3 Pumpkin Investment Scheme.”
Promised 420% ROI.
Collected 420.69B in total.
Vanished again.

By this point, TurkSCANistan was banned, DNT’d, blacklisted.

THE PARDON

Your profile link:
[Your Profile Link Here]

Profile links for all of your Sythe accounts: [Note for staff - profiles redacted due to the severe offenses committed]
[Main Account Link]
[Alt Account Link 1]
[Alt Account Link 2]
[Alt Account Link 3]
[Alt Account Link 4]
[Alt Account Link 5]
[Alt Account Link 6]

Report/post/reason that got you banned:
Multiple RSGP scams, collateral-giveaway scams, account recoveries, fake middleman service, staff impersonation, offsite malware distribution, and the “Great Pumpkin Investment Scheme.”

Proof of contacting victims for repayment or repayment of victims:
I have contacted all known victims on Discord (screenshots available). Some blocked me after seeing the turkey avatar. As for my victims. Most have quit anyway so no need to repay. They may as well get clucked.

Anything you weren't banned for but want to confess to now:

• I spammed disputes with Thanksgiving dinner photos as “proof of funds.”
• I released a RuneLite plugin called FeatherBoost that was actually crypto-mining malware.
• I promised 420% ROI on “Pumpkin Investments” based on colour theory.
• I impersonated a Sythe moderator under the name “M0d” (with a zero).
• I recovered four ironman accounts after getting 99 Cooking because the ovens were “too hot.”
• I stole every account i bought, and resold them on blackhat forums.
• I scammed billions of OSRS gold in hundreds of small quantities across my accounts.

Detailed description of the events that took place and why you think we should forgive you:
I joined Sythe in 2015 intending to become a respected trader, but as an immature turkey I quickly fell into scamming, ban evasion, fake services, and various schemes. Hiding behind VPNs and feathers, I didn’t grasp how much harm I was causing. Over time I accumulated a long list of offences which eventually led to my ban, DNT, and removal across multiple aliases.

Since then, I have taken a long break and genuinely reflected. After several close encounters with becoming someone’s dinner, I realised the seriousness of my actions and the damage I caused. I accept full responsibility and following all rules, and returning to the community in a positive way.

Have you fully read and followed the pardon rules and requirements in this thread?
Yes.

Previous pardon link(s) if applicable:
None.

Note: It may say I am on a VPN or mobile IP. This is false. Trust me bros.

 

Your profile link: The Crater | Sell & Trade Game Items | OSRS Gold | ELO
Profile links for all of your Sythe accounts:

GOBBLE… gobble-gobble… GOBBRRHK! GOBBRRHK! Grûûûk-grak-gobble-gob!

Report/post/reason that got you banned:

GOBBLEWAAAAH… gobble-gobble-gobble
GRRRK–KRAK–KROOBLE gob? GOB? GOBBLE-LOOO!

GOBBLEK-TRRK-TRRK, grûûûk gobble gobble
GOBBLAGHHHK— krrr-krr-krr—GOBBLEFRAH!

GOBBLE-GOBBLE-GOBBLE GOBRRRRRRM! thrak-thrak-thrak
GOBBLEEEEE!

Proof of contacting victims for repayment or repayment of victims:

Grrûk… grûk… gobble-gribble-grobb? GOBLÜÜÜÜÜÜÜK!!!
GOBBLE-DRAK-GOBBLE-DRAK! GOBBLEK-TRRK-TRRK, grûûûk gobble gobble GOBBLAGHHHK—
krrr-krr-krr—GOBBLEFRAH!

Anything you weren't banned for but want to confess to now:

GOBBLE-BOOM. GOBBLE-BOOM. GOBBLE-BOOOoooom…
grrk… grrk… gob-gob-gob…

Detailed description of the events that took place and why you think we should forgive you:

GOBBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! thrak-thrak-thrak-THRAK!!
gobble-skreek-skreek-skreek GOBRRRRRHK-grûûûûk!

GOBBLETRUNGGG— gobblebloop gobblebloop GOBBLEPRAK-PRAK-PRAK!

Have you fully read and followed the pardon rules and requirements in this thread?

GOBBLE-NOOOOOT GOBBLE-WOOOOOT Gobble-gobble-gobble-GOOBLEH!

Previous pardon link(s) if applicable: Gobble-Gobble

 

@crater

Man that was deep... thank you for sharing.

 

From the heart.

 

Kind of disapointed, I figured you, of all people; could have done much better with this.

 

Sorry, only had 20 seconds to prompt chatGPT

 

Jinny Jinny The Unbrave ​

Jinny Jinny Backstory:
Jinny Jinny waddled onto Sythe with one mission:
Become a moderator… by snitching on literally everyone.
He filed so many reports that staff had to create a whole new filter called:
“Reports That Are Actually About Nothing.”
He tried everything:
• Calling himself “Mod-in-Training.”
• Signing posts with “Future Sythe Staff.”
• Adding “Verified Snitch” to his signature.

But despite all his dreams, all his effort, and all his frantic reporting, he never became a moderator.
Not even close.
Not even “mod-adjacent.”

So eventually… defeated, humiliated, and feather-frazzled…
he settled for joining the CDT instead.
Because if he couldn’t moderate the community, he’d at least try to entertain it.

List of Ban Offences
1. Scamming Dua Lipa of pictures

Jinny Jinny had been offering “exclusive pics” for donations.
Everything was going great until he realized his customer was Dua Lipa.
Instant panic.
He shut down the whole shop, ghosted the inbox, and ran like a feathered fugitive.
Ban Reason:
“Scammed high-profile user of exclusive pictures"

A legendary mess.

2. Conspiracy to commit fraud via enticing simps

Jinny Jinny aggressively marketed his “Bottom Surgery Simp Sponsorship Program.”
If you donated, you’d get premium pictures afterward.
But once again… those feathers got cold.
The pics didn’t come.
The simps revolted.
Sythe staff sighed deeply.

Pardon Request
Dear Sythe Staff,
I am so, so, SO sorry.
I admit everything.
I panicked when I realized my customer was Dua Lipa.
I ghosted her.
I committed fraud.
I failed in both scammer-prevention and scammer-execution.
I was not feeling brave enough to show her who I really was

The good news?
My bottom surgery is now complete thanks to the community’s generosity.
I have picture proof, which I have already sent to the babe who crowdfunded me.
I’m also willing to send photos to anyone I previously enticed — no one will be left unpaid or un-pictured.
I humbly ask for a second chance.

Jinny Jinny 2.0 is fully healed, fully transparent, and will stay FAR away from mod applications.
I accept my destiny as a CDT turkey and will serve the community with memes and bottom pictures instead of scams.

 

^ I posted this on my phone cut me some slack with the editing