Come at me bro.

Rap battle me.

People who are banned from this thread:

Hahanerd - Can't rap for shit.
Rune Guru - /facepalm
Rebecca Black - Has a musical talent equivalent to Rebecca Black. 'Nuff said.
Austintheman - Go pet your llama.
Sillymonkey - Has an addiction towards rapping about cheese.

 

no, come at me bro

http://sythe.org/showthread.php?t=336079&page=77

 

I know, but, I want a 1v1, not a 1vCommunity.

Battle me, noob.

 

Yoyoyo Mr Thug_Life your nothing but a litte house Wife
Wannabe Gangsta you think your a prankster
You are a troll but really you just have a pole stuck up your a Hole...

No... You come at me bro... You come at me.

 

Lol " Little house wife "

 

/facepalm...

I'm adding you to the ban list. Please, don't rap in your future.

Rune Guru, please go away, fool.
Can't rap for shit; considered a tool
Go back to school, before a bitch hurts you.

 

LMFAO THOUGHT SO KID...

 

This 15 year old white kid, thinking he's a thug.
He tries to act tough well, he might get beat by a club.
He's all like, wanna fight kid? I squish him like a bug.
He's a little dyke, all like "wanna pet my pug :3?"
don't do it, all he wants is to rape you.
Tape you to the bed and talk about how he relates to,
tupac biggy and eazy-e cause he's a fake dude.
Then calls you up later talking how he wants to date you.

inb4opbitesgangsterrap

 

Edited my thread for you.

Kay

Majority of your rhymes are about gay dating, gets me debating
Are you gay too; Just like Rune Guru?
Hop off my dick, but don't trip
Long way to go, before you reach the tip

 

I dont kno whatchu heard about me
but im a pemped out runescape g
zezima be hatin' on me
so i shot his mother u c
im such a nerdy geek
i played runescape all last week
level 138 is what i seek
go kill urself u freak

When my entourage pull into falador bar
all my soulja's and my g's pulin outa the car
the noobs on the street kno i cant be beat
so they throw themselves down at my feet
my amulet of fury makes the *bleeps* go in heat
i be in my poh and they be messin up my sheets

i pemp it in varrock at the grand exchange
all the killers and the thugs they in my posse
if u are my enemy then go kill yourself now
before i pop ur *bleep*

.....good fight

I cheated.

 

Brah...you're supposed to be referring the rhymes towards me. Not to RuneScape or your fail-ass fantasies about RuneScape.

This rap is disqualified...not sure WTF you were aiming at.

 

Ball scratchers please
Let me drop you to your knees
You ain't nothing, but a lemon squeeze.

 

Thug_Life Has no Balls!

I win!

 

Nigguhwut, get out before ya get hurt
Or else, you'll get treated like dirt
Just like when your momma gave birth

 

Thought so, you couldn't respond back to me.

 

You're rhyming one word, step it up a notch, you're lame.
This isn't pre-school, no hopscotch games.
Your rhymes are small and simple, like your crotch and your brain.

Nah I ain't a les, but I know you'd want something like that.
More people to help you support gay marriage, FIGHT BACK.
You got a light rap, and you probably bite that.
I'm gonna put on my night cap cause you're making me fall asleep.
Be right back!

 

Go stick your head in a tomato, brain storm.
I drop bombs, acorns
Sticky, wet towel.

 

thug life choked.

I'm going, see ya.

/thread

 

Kid thinks he's tough, ain't even going rough
Took you 15 minutes to respond; might as well mow your lawn
Don't bitch and moan; just shows you want to bone
As if you're in the mood for a gay-fucking zone

Bro...WTF are you saying? You're just putting words that sound alike together...doesn't even make sense.