Mixed Martial Arts

I bet . How tall are you again? im 5'8, i'd probably be a featherweight. Damn means i gotta fight Aldo?! D:. I rather fight GsP, as long as you let him lay on top of you, your fine

 

I am 6'4-5 300. I would be super heavy Street fights don't have weight classes though

 

A Low-blow would solve the problem with ease my friend

 

Gotta get in my range first, I have very good kicks for a fat kid, I would have gotten a black belt in TKD if I would have finished I quit at brown.

 

Those airsoft rifles i have might do me some justice afterall!. Or i'll phone up bully beatdown and have them bring in JDS to help me out, ya know.

 

You know I love you and wouldn't fight you Seriously though airsoft doesn't hurt too bad unless it is Co2 ones :/
I am not a bully, the fights I have been in are from kids talking shit or other things, not me bullying =|
Also remember Ryan Micgilvary from last TUF? He suffered this bad boy in training:

 

I have don't have explosive power in my legs to really hurt anybody with flying knees and the risk/reward is definitely not worth it.

I realize that, tried that a few times in sparring matches with friends and it's not really fool-proof.

Except giving them leg kicks as they're pressing forwards with wild haymakers is kinda hard... [/quote]

Already done, I had a decently long beard for a WHILE and just trimmed it to an inch or so.

This is pretty much my normal strategy except unless I'm already pumped my reaction time is pretty darn slow so timing punches to go through the middle of a looping haymaker is a bit hard.

Very, hence why I stopped too. :noworry:

I'll let you handle this one big man or send him Plznate's way.

Dang, start training Mr. Lesnar 2.0

Dang PK88, you didn't have to hurt him that much.

 

Damn, i see Vera 2.0 right there.

And regarding to Insidious, taking knees and getting used to taking knees is crucial. Most of the time they wouldnt even think of throwing knees while throwing punchs, as they are already off balance. If your strong, you could try to spear the opponent.

 

Sorry, I roll that way. Talk shit get hit >_<
I am not a haymaker kind of person tbh, I try to put you down and put my big fist in your brain. I want to train JJ though. Standup I prefer to throw kicks b/c I have good head kicks. I do have heavy hands though, but I have no cardio .........

 

Its time to run those miles and cut your ass down to 230.

 

Shit... I haven't been at 230 since I was 13, 4 years ago :embar:

 

I hope you dont look anything like Roy Nelson?. lol

 

Na, I am 6'4. I am just plain fat. I can still kick your head off though :noworry:

 

Yeah so can Hamill , knocked Munoz's head off.

 

Dog I am better though. I am a division 10 national wrestler champion and beat demian maia via flying gogoplata to win the title at ADCC. I payed Roger Gracie not to compete so I would win. I taught Pat Barry how to kick box and Edxson Barboza muay thai. Mike Tyson was my boxing coach as well. I am an excellent ear biter.

 

Hah, Steven Seagal is my life coach and Arnold Schwarzenegger is my physical trainer.

 

Buddy of mine who competed as well had someone bite his finger pretty badly lol

 

Lol'd @ a shitty actor and steroids as trainers

Lol. I would be pissed if that happened.
How did your comp go?

 

That would be counted as flesh ripping, lol imagine they allowed flesh ripping in competitions?"Ultra Tiger Claws! *rips opponents pecs out*

 

I am pretty sure our last two pages has had nothing to do with MMA xD
I guess we are allowed to troll though