What is the first thing you do when you wake up?

I wake up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy, Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city, Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack, 'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back..

That's about it.

 

Do push ups until my boner is gone then

 

Enlighten the bladder.
Zombie-walk to the shower
Wake up in the shower
Dress
Breakfast.

 

I typically check my phone for the time, go back to sleep if I can. Then after waking up I piss and then check my bots / GE prices. After all this I go downstairs for a mid afternoon breakfast.

 

You win the clever response of the day award

 

Great to see all these things, you do when you wake up .
But i'll stay at my routine ^_^

 

Greet my girlfriend a text message of good morning with sweet words to make her smile and make her day.

 

pee then bring my blanket into the living room and lay down on the couch

 

wipe the sleep off my eyes.

 

Pee. Then wash hands. Then brush teeth.

 

Check my phone to see if anyone called or text me

 

-Check my phone for text/calls
-Go back to sleep if im tired
-Piss

 

Check the time on my iPod, browse on Sythe a bit then take a shower.

 

I usually get on sythe first think, but due to the downtime Ive been exercising first thing.

 

i wake up and get shit for cereal out, take a piss come back and eat cereal then play rs till i pass out, yeah i have no life..