What is the first thing you do when you wake up?

So, what's the first thing you do when you wake up, kinda like a ritual.

First thing i do when i wake up, is scratching my balls.
That's no joke, especially when it is Winter.
Then i feel sooo cold, and its sooo warm down there .

What about you guys?

 

Hit the snooze button, then go back to sleep.

 

Go for a pee, I always have trouble aiming in the morning cause of stiffness.

 

check my cellphone and sms with my girl.

 

Go take a piss.

 

Go for a pee

 

That's the second thing i do, go for a piss .
Idk, but i always need to in the morning.

 

I always have two glasses of water by my bed since I mouth breathe, which basically means my mouth gets extremely dry at night, so If I don't drink a lot of water my teeth and gums become dry, and rot.
So I'm always dying for a piss in the morning.

 

School days, turn my PC on then have a shower.
Weekends throw my alarm at the wall and sleep moar.

 

Snooze in bed and think about the day ahead.

 

- Take a piss.
- Check my Bots.
- Eat Breakfast
- look at my phone.
- Do whatever come next.

 

Shower / breakfast / brush teeth.

Normal things.

 

Shower/work mainly.

 

first thing i do is go for a cig as for some reason that wakes me up fully, although if im making rollies they generaly look like joints thanks to how tired i am.

 

Going to the toilet with my huge thingy and pee.

 

wake up in the morning brush my teeth and count the money stack up all the 100's and let my bitch get all the 20's

 

Go to the bathroom wash my face than my daily routine.

 

Check my mail on my iPhone,
take a piss,
shower,
head to work.

 

Check my ******* and Facebook and then see if there are any new emails that I need to read.

Then I get up and take a shower.

 

Pee.
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