Jesus on a Walmart Receipt

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Jesus on a Walmart Receipt
  1. Unread #21 - Jul 19, 2011 at 2:50 PM
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    Jesus on a Walmart Receipt

    I am here to shed some light on the situation.

    The receipt paper will turn black if you rub it hard enough. I think it may be from heat or something. it's no smudging or smearing or any of that garbage.
     
  3. Unread #22 - Jul 19, 2011 at 2:55 PM
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    i thought i seen jesus in my cheerios.
     
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    Jesus on a Walmart Receipt

    LOL I just had to laugh. This is the same thing as that one story where "Jesus" showed up supposedly in mold on a bathtub tile wall. It doesn't really look like "him" anyways.. Most of these stories are later turned out fake/staged.
     
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    Jesus on a Walmart Receipt

    Doesn't even look like him looks like a fat man.
     
  9. Unread #25 - Jul 19, 2011 at 4:16 PM
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    Bullshit, doesn't like close to Jesus.
     
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    Jesus on a Walmart Receipt

    Lol, I got a giggle out of that :p
     
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    Jesus on a Walmart Receipt

    What is Jesus supposed to look like? But that looks nothing like the stereotypical Jesus that we see in the media or Family guy etc etc.
     
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    Lol that looks more like a fucking terrorist than Jesus. Anything they can do to "prove" their religion is real
     
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    Exactly! The heat death of the universe; the future collision of our Milky Way with the Andromeda Galaxy; the fact that the sun will swell up into a red giant in several billion years, swallowing the inner solar system and destroying all life on earth; the poor design of the human body that results in our poor eyesight, weak senses when compared to other animals, our ability to get cancer and contract disease; etc. all bears witness to the genius of god!

    And the OP's article doesn't event deserve a response, it's so ridiculous.
     
  19. Unread #30 - Jul 19, 2011 at 11:44 PM
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    Jesus on a Walmart Receipt

    Just like Jesus.


    ;)
     
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    It's probably staged just like all the other ones jesus on toast, cheeto jesus, jesus on an ultrasound, and jesus on an iron. Lmao these have been going around for years. Those are the only ones that im aware of but im sure there are thousands more.
     
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    I know you're an ateist and one of the main topic ateists would take up before 19th centuries was ''Universe is forever'' now that is disproven and shows that Universe will end one day you try to blame God for begin evil? Lovely. :love: Btw, I wasen't replying to the main article, It's kinda obvious it's fake and this is people that put up lies like this that turns people away from God, I'm not christian either if you wonder 0.o.
     
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    Jesus on a Walmart Receipt

    Obviously faked lol. People will see jesus in the most insane places. OH I SAW JESUS ON MY CHEETO! Yeah. Okay. How about you go look for him inside the giant room with the padded walls. If you want, I'll even give you a jacket that'll make you hug yourself as well.
     
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    damn, couldn't have said it better myself.
     
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    He was taking a stab at how everything turns towards entropy by nature. Nature is and always has been very very chaotic. It was a counter-argument for you saying everything is so complex and perfect, since everything autonomously destroys itself.
     
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    He was speaking from an ateist point of view, I don't think any scentists can deny the beautiful design of universe, our body etc...but then of course everything ends, which is a very important part of religion and the reason why a lot of people relay on God in needy times.
     
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    Jesus on a Walmart Receipt

    That is seriously freaky.
     
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    Jesus on a Walmart Receipt

    Lol no one knows what Jesus really looked like.
     
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    No-one's denying the universe. You can think of it as beautiful if you wish. However it would seem rather ignorant to me to say "well, this appears beautiful to me. This appears complex to me. I can't comprehend it nor see its beginnings. Therefore I'll simply make the conclusion it's God's work." - Flawed logic.

    Most other people simply say they don't know and probably never will. You don't need to know ALL of the answers, and you'd probably waste your life away if you tried to.
     
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    Fake or coincidence.
     
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